snow dreads

The amusing locks that form when falling snow accumulates in long, loose hair.
Dude, I got hard, icy pseudo-dreads from walking in the snow with my thick, flowing mane untied, giving me an ice-vampire vibe.I shall christen them snow dreads. Nice:)
by DJ Dogman December 16, 2005
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Judge Dread

Infamous ska/reggae artist and skinhead. The King of rudeness.

Born Alexander Minto Hughes in Kent, England. Died from a heart attack March 13th 1998 after a concert in a pub in Canterbury, England at the age of 53.

Renowned for his beer belly and dirty lyrics described as, "as subtle as a smack in the ear with a housebrick".

After Bob Marley & the Wailers he is the second best selling reggae artist in the history of the British charts.
Also, he was the first white reggae artist to have a hit and perform in Jamaica. The jamaicans did not know this though when Dread entered the stage, but when looking at the numbers of sold records on the island, he did not disappoint them.

Known for his Big-hits ("Big One", "Big Six", "Big Nine" et. c.)and his tribute to the golden days of the skinhead culture in "Last of the Skinheads". Dread also sang covers of classic ska hits like Phoenix City, Skinhead Moonstomp and Rudy, A Message to You.

For more info about Judge Dread, check out: http://www.tic.de/mkrauel/dread.htm

Picture of Judge Dread: http://www.conne-island.de/nf/31/9c.jpg
"You talk about punk, but I was a punk ten years ago. I was doing things against society long before anyone else. I've been shocking people for years. What it boils down to now, is you're always known for it. It doesn't matter wether it's clean or dirty. I've had the highest number of records banned in the history of music. 20 singles and 8 LPs. I've applied to Guiness Book of Records twice."

His last words was, "Let's hear it for the band."
by Whastey Waste July 20, 2008
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dread merchant

A person who makes a living by predicting disasters and worst-case scenarios.
Guy1: What's the news, man?

Guy2: Bird Flu, terrorists, hurricanes, global warming, the price of gasoline and natural gas and electricity skyrocketing, death toll in Iraq . . .

Guy1: Boy, the dread merchants are busy lately!
by JRob November 7, 2005
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dread mohawka

It's when a human breaks out in assholes and shits himself to death
Quick! Take Daniel to the hospital I think he has dread mohawka
by Micahfishes October 16, 2013
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v-dreads

dreads locks on a vagina.
LMAO!!
Casey Heyls "v-dreads" are 3 inches long
by olivia YIPPY! January 19, 2008
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Ass-dreads

The condition experienced by tradesmen e.g. electricians, whose constant bending, climbing ladders etc, combined with an overly hairy butt area leads to a mass of matted hair around the ring piece and cheeks. Can lead to problems with poop clinging them, becoming a 'rectal rasta'
"Dude, did you see Willy's ass-dreads poking out of his raggedy tracky bottoms?"

"Yeah I know, they are gross, I think he has to get his Mrs to trim them"
by Dr Boswell January 10, 2009
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dread mahocus

An imaginary disease in which the sufferer breaks out in little assholes. The term can be used either for either a general illness or an illness specific to a certain kind of person.
"It's not Sarah Palin's fault. She has the dread mahocus."
by daisyk January 29, 2010
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