PORT - Permanently On Rag Time; a person who is prone to irratable emotional outbursts and anger
Watch out for Babs; she is PORT. She almost bit my head off for asking, "How's it going."
by TooSick4U July 11, 2008
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A teleport, common term among role players.
hurry and give me a port.

"Porting to BB, GFay, WC, and NK 10pp" -EverQuest
by Anonymous February 18, 2003
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pants that are to long to be shorts or shorts that are to short to be pants

also see shants
I made my pants into ports
by crab people April 2, 2004
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Port (v): To rewrite code in a different programming language that remains functionally identical.
by codemastercode January 26, 2011
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(n) The anus.
(v) To shag someone up the arse
(n) Check out the size of the port on that chick. She looks like a horse has taken her.
(v) John ported Jane again last night. Poor thing's walking like a crab today !
by Clayton_ March 23, 2006
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the endless bitching of a girlfriend and/or female around you
Jen is just porting all the time now.

I can't take this porting much longer, it never ends.
by phreak136 July 16, 2005
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don't forget to put your books in your port before you go to school
by Annie February 6, 2003
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