the jizzle

The Jizzle! Have you made a mess with your penis? Well- we have a solution! Introducing the jizzle, a new and innovative way clean clean up your jizz! Without leaving a trace. ;)

Jeremy! I'm sick of finding your jiz all over the house- so I bought you this! The jizzle. Now, have fun son.

by Face Fucka January 24, 2018

The jizzler

Something like the boogeyman except sexier

I the jizzler will give your night pizzazz

by Sir squirrel August 21, 2014

The Jizzinator

The act of blowing a massive load

Omg I'm the jizzinator i covered my girlfriends face in cum last night

by ThisGuy Ftw! :) June 11, 2011

The jizzler

Will jizz on your school material

The jizzler just jizzed all over my text books

by The jizzler May 20, 2022

The Jizzler

An unknown villain who comes into your room at night and cums on everything you love

My Cat had to take 3 baths after the jizzler hit my house last week

by DearMunter420 April 6, 2024

The Jizzy Mcsquizzy

The Sexual act of ejaculating on a squirrel and inserting it into a woman’s anus as one uses a phony Scottish accent while watching a movie (preferably open season)

Josh: i gave Isabel the jizzy mcsquizzy last night
Ryan: eww gross

by R. Rick Rickshaw July 5, 2025

The Jizzler

The god of all Jizz, resides in the Jizz falls, has lots of Jizz, once Jizzed in his pants, The Jizzler is all knowing and all powerful, he commands Jizz at will, he can make you Jizz with a single thought

Make me Jizz for you are The Jizzler, the almighty, big jizzle man

by Bellboy14 February 8, 2026