Only in America do have a Federal holiday to remember what we are thankful for, immediately followed by the largest shopping day of the year to max out our credit cards for the next holiday, Christmas.
by krock1dk@yahoo.com December 18, 2007

by JulianGameZ November 16, 2017

Thanksgiver is a "Thanksgiving" dinner had before the actual day of Thanksgiving. It is usually celebrated by college students who have a dinner with their friends before going home to their family dinners on the day of Thanksgiving, or by people who have their dinner at an earlier date because they must travel on Thanksgiving and prefer to do it without an extremely full stomach.
Sandra decided it was better to have Thanksgiver rather then Thanksgiving because Marshal had to travel on the actual day of Thanksgiving and would not be home.
by moos____ October 4, 2005

sitting around in a room full of your family and being completely incapable of going shopping because all the stores are closed..and then not eating until about 10pm because something went wrong when they were cooking the turkey
stupid waste of time arguement-prone thanksgiving
by smil3xitsxM3GAN November 25, 2009

by sweetasslil November 24, 2006

by iono November 25, 2004

thanksgiving = an excuse for americans to stuff their faces at least ONE day of the year and for it be to OK
by credit goes to someone else December 28, 2005
