The act of ultimate arousal when an overload of texts makes your phone vibrate until you reach the point of orgasm (usually female)
My boo just send me another 25 texts. I think he was trying to give me another textgasm. Maybe next time I'll keep it in my shirt pocket.
by MandyWalsh June 22, 2008
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texting while masterbating
I was textasterbating my girlfriend while i was on the computer.
by subcrz2 December 4, 2010
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Textass tries to turn the wheel with elbows that can't grip the wheel.
Textass freaks out other drivers. While waiting for green light, textass uses thumbs instead of foot.
Textass plays catch-up with other drivers who rush to get away from them.
Textass speeds by other drivers while smiling at reply text.
Textass tries to turn the wheel with elbows that can't grip the wheel.
Textass freaks out other drivers. While waiting for green light, textass uses thumbs instead of foot.
Textass plays catch-up with other drivers who rush to get away from them.
Textass speeds by other drivers while smiling at reply text.
Textass uses thumbs to text while driving a car. It's as criminal as SHAKING A BABY to death - YOU CAN DIE and SO CAN WE
by svetlanunobtainable January 2, 2012
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Worker 2: Omg, what a creep! If my boss would ever text me with just a winky emoji? Id be totally creeped out and will leave me textless.
Girl: aww, you're so cute! I love guys who love animals!
Boy: :)
Girl: *textless*
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Girl: aww, you're so cute! I love guys who love animals!
Boy: :)
Girl: *textless*
by Mekaekae May 30, 2015
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"Dude, I was definitely joking when I said your Mom was at my house. I can't believe you got mad. It was just "lost in textlation."
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