Texticles

Having texticles is when you man up over text and do/say something you wouldn't normally because you were too shy
"I sent that bitch a pic of my nuts"
"damn son, you got some texticles last night, didn't you?"
by Paul McDonald July 26, 2014
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Texticle-ing

The act of smashing one's ballsack/ testicles onto the phone screen and promptly sending the messege created by one's ball thrashing.
Yo man, did you see the texticle sam sent anna? She's really digging it.

Texticle-ing is used by humans to

attract mating partners as an alternative for dic-picing
by E11eveN11 September 11, 2017
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Texticle

That facebook reading, Google+ updating, Pokemon Go playing scrotum who holds everything up, because their phone is the center of the Universe.
*While driving a car. She swerves.
Her: I just missed hitting that guy on the phone.
Me: It's okay. I got that texticle with the back door.
by sourkraut November 4, 2016
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texticles

A unique trait that can be acquired by either male or female.
Typically driven towards a more feeble subject, texticles are the fictional body part that one posesses while texting mean, hateful or foolish words/phrases to another subject simply because he/she does not have the confidence to verbalize the opinion in the flesh. Alcohol tends to play a supportive role in the realm of texticles.
He must have a solid pair of texticles if he thinks he can get away with texting me at 4 in the morning looking for a fight.
by WolfBone December 31, 2011
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Texticles

Anatomy needed to send bawlsy texts, either based on content or timing.
1. "I'm not texting him to ask if I can sleep with his sister!"

"Dude! Grow some texticles!"

2. No one has the texticles to send her a text before 8 am.
by DeCallMeJerka May 9, 2012
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Texticle

Having texticles is when someone has the balls to text something they wouldn't say to the persons face.
Brad: Did you hear that Brittany texted Sally, saying she is a bitch?
Joe: Yeah, that girl has some real texticles.
by princesscassi June 22, 2014
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Texticle

A reference to the phone of people who are Textually Active
Hey Dude, Toss me your texticle!
by Gnomekilla August 14, 2009
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