testifier

the testifyer is given when the man squats over the womans asshole while she lays on her back with the legs above her, near her head. The balls and cock are inserted into the womans fuck holes and then are "pumped" multiple times.

Aww nigga, I used the testifier on this bitch last night and she farted on my left nut. It hurt like getting a cumshot to the eye.

by Jig Gaboo September 20, 2007

Testificate

Mob di Minecraft, vecchio nome dei Villici, che abitano il villaggio. Hanno un naso grande, le mani nelle maniche, occhi verdi, alti 2 metri, e cliccandoci con il tasto destro puoi fare scambi.

Questo villaggio ha molti testificate.

by Gabriponte22 March 26, 2015

Testifying

The act of beating someone or something very badly.

Man, I'm so going to testify your anus!

by Igatona March 15, 2003

testifacationaired

the act of testifing i.e in court, church

The police testifacationaired at my trial, and I did 10 years because of them

by Alane July 19, 2007

textify

text me the short story

i'm with mama... will textify later

by miss lolli June 4, 2009

Textifying

The act of asking someone to accept (Insert Deity here but usually Jesus) into their life/heart/mouth/etc.

Mark: Hey a text

Joe: Whose it from

Mark: A shit, its from Beth. She's been trying to get me to go to church with her for a week."

Joe: Seriously?

Mark: Ya man, she's been Textifying like a fucking murderer workin for a pardon.

by Erutious August 15, 2010

twestify

Twestify: verb. To testify on Twitter. Offer respect and complete agreement with a statement made in 140 characters or fewer.

Bill: "That #Rebecca Black sure goin t b hot wen she grown up!"
Ted: 'Twestify dat!'

by BigDaddyCash July 22, 2011