textlish

Language/spelling used when texting, typing or writing.

lets eet. FrIdAh!!! thats how u spell it xD he told meh it durin art and alex still duznt enderstand that he duznt, ima lernin, frend, bein, i dont no, sumting, theers, textlish mks no sns

by Pink Pirate September 12, 2009

textless

In an email, IM, IRC, SMS, or MUD exchange, temporarily unable to write, as through astonishment.

Compare to speechless in spoken language.

A: Remember that sick panda at the zoo?
B: Yeah.
A: She died.
B: ...I'm textless.

by Lingrad August 3, 2005

Textlag

When a series of text or instant messages are received out of intended order .

Bill sends a text to Brett " I sent that message 3 hrs ago! Damn it must have been textlag! "

by CongaChild July 17, 2010

Teol

The combination of 'tee-hee' and 'lol', used when something it exceptionally funny.

Timmy: I just had to tattoo a fat lady's bikini line.

Jimmy: Teol!

by skabass13 July 24, 2007

textlationshit

n. only talking to your significant other via facebook/myspace/texting or other forms of technology. it sucks a lot and will never last.

girl: i can't stand this textlationshit, he won't say anything to my face!

by lkaj;ldkja;lkjdl;ad May 6, 2009

teotw

the end of the world

dude i hope teotw doesnt come in my lifetime

by thisguynamedjake April 5, 2010

textlation

When someone receives a text and twists the message into something different than what the sender was intending. Too many text creates a convoluted message. Clear communication is not happening and both texters become frustrated/mad or an array of other emotions.

Ranging from sending a text and not receiving a reply soon enough or attempting to have a conversation through a chain of texts. This is when one can get Lost in Textlation.

by OlympicDynamo September 6, 2010