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Tanya Granic Allen

Also known as the anal sex lady.

A leadership contender in one of Canada's major conservative provincial parties. Tanya Granic Allen identified anal sex as the evil that is distracting children from learning math. To prove her point, she, at a televised debate with other contenders, lavishly peppered her speech with lots of anal sex references and succeeded in distracting everyone.
Guy1: I don't get her; "anal sex" would barely be mentioned even in the new Sex Ed curriculum. At most, kids will hear it maybe once in a fraction of 1% of the school year.
Guy2: A fraction of 1%, 100%; you say toh-may-toe, Tanya Granic Allen says toh-mah-toe. She was too distracted by anal sex during math class to learn the difference.
by Anal Sex Math Geek March 10, 2018
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tanya flag

a flag kept in a concealed room guarded by the gods to only be used to give unsuspecting victims pain and anal...
I am herecules with his spear , dude put the tanya flag down .
by herecules June 16, 2011
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tanya nardi

She's the hot but cool girl whose name is known by lots, with a manipulative but great personality. Everyone loves her. Shes beautiful and ugly at the same time.
Yo Tanya Nardi looking THICC.
by TheTrueDefinitionist October 11, 2019
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Teneya

An outgoing tall brunette with a great sense of humor. has an amazing voice and can learn songs quickly like it's nothing. she's very flirtatious. she's sweet, caring, funny, and smarter than she thinks. she's fun to be around and knows how to cheer someone up and have a good time. shes usually quiet but when she gets around her friends she turns into a spaz! she's lovable and doesn't care what people think of her! she always has music in her ears, ALWAYS!! she also loves photography.
Teneya loves music
Teneya's favorite band is The Ready Set
Teneya's motto: keep calm and listen to The Ready Set
by BaconHawk13 July 11, 2011
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Tenga

Tenga is a Japanese made masturbator made specifically for men. The flagship products is a series of 5 onacup that mimic different sexual positions and sensations for the user. Released in 2006 in Japan, the founder and inventor, Mr. Matsumoto, wants to create a male sex toy by incorporating ergonomically and anatomically-correct designs for precise sensual stimulation to the manhood and achieve the ultimate male masturbation pleasure and an intense orgasms for the men. As at 2007, Tenga had sold over two million onacups and became the most popular male sex toy in Japan and worldwide.

Tenga onacup models include:

the "Deep Throat"
the "Soft Tube"
the "Rolling Head"
the "Double Hole"
the "Air Cushion"

Refer to the official website at http;//www.tenga.co.jp (in Japanese) or an English website at http://www.tengatango.com for more details and latest products made by the company.
tenga flip hole, tenga double hole, Tenga Deep Throat
by sexytenga January 5, 2009
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Tanya

Tanya (of Russian origin meaning Princess) is a strong attractive virtuous woman that is destined for greatness. Ambitious, goal oriented, intelligent, loyal, caring, and trustworthy are just a few of her attributes. She is always ready to accept responsibility for her actions, improve her short-comings, and strive to be the best person she can be. She is one of kind.
She is such a cool person to be around; she must be a Tanya.
by JustLikeMe7 February 6, 2010
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Tenay

Tenay is an exotic mysterious woman with a lot of power and passion, don't underestimate her glow
as soon as tenay enters the room it gets brighter!
by angelcakes777777 January 5, 2018
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