Black Entertainment Television

Also known as Black Exploitation Television. A poor representation of Black people in society; a glorification of big booties, gold teeth, tha projects and crack heads, pimps and hoes, and relentless violence. An utter disgrace, but it sells.

ex. Uncut, Rap City, 106 and Park (shouldn't those kids be in school??)

by Miss Blake May 13, 2005

television

The electronic form of the plague.

I thought he was dead but he was just watching Television.

by Mike Bendixson December 28, 2005

telesign

1. The process of signing into online account, such as email or your profile, by giving your user name, password, and inputting a security code that is sent to your phone.

2. Replaces "logged in" when you use your phone to sign in to an online account.

3. When buying things online, the process of confirming that you are you by using your phone to sign for the order.

Similar to telesigned in.

“Dude, I only use dating sites that have people telesign in because it really weeds out the freaks.”

by TeleSigner January 7, 2012

Telekiss

(verb) The act or process of asking or calling someone to let them kiss a beloved-one that they personally can't meet.

My grandma, who lives out-of-state, telekissed us by calling my mom to tell her to kiss my siblings and I for her.

by Asaad Khattab August 29, 2016

TelekinesisPort

To have the ability to move objects with his mind, then transport over to where you moved it to, so then you can use that thing at that place that you moved to
Definition made by Rhett and Link from: Good Myhical Morning

Link: My daddy can teleport.
Rhett: My daddy has telekinesis.
Link: My daddy can TelekinesisPort !

by I.Am.BATMAN March 26, 2017

Teleia

Teleia is a sexy motherfucker who is very cheeky and loves her girlfriend 😫

Have you seen teleia, I miss her she’s so sexy

by zoodle April 4, 2021

Drunk telekinesis

Motioning to something with your hands until some less drunk person brings it to you.

My beer was 2 feet away on the coffee table. Given such an insurmountable distance, I used drunk telekinesis until the girl sitting next to me leaned forward and placed it in my hand.

by AlexanderThe_____ October 6, 2013