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Magic Teleporting Diggers

A secluded area in Nottingham found on google map, that is used to lure scrawny nerds who spend a vast amount of their time on the internet. When they arrive they are ambushed and violently sodomized.
Hey man, did you hear what happened to Kim? I heard some1 fiddled his bum after searching for some place called Magic teleporting diggers.
by Tommyfiddler99 January 26, 2013
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Teleported

When someone is so drunk that they don't remember getting home and then all of a sudden they are home. They remember leaving and arriving, but not the trip.
"Dude, I was so drunk last night that I teleported home!"
by hotmama4u April 12, 2009
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telentoro

a person who destorys mames and kills all in his path. destroyer of nations words and all he survays. created by josh duff to rule the world of hevan and hell
telentoro is comming run for he will destroy everything
by joshua alland duff July 21, 2011
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Teleporntation

The act of watching a porn and imagining yourself in the scenes while 'takin care of your bizness...
Using the power of positive thinking, and success imagery projection.
I was watching Skinamax the other night and I think I had some serious teleporntation, when I came in my pants during a scene.
by Airpace22 June 27, 2014
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Teleporter Camping

When in a FPS that include teleporters, typically Team Fortress 2, a player waits near a teleporter exit for a enemy player to come out for the player to kill.
*Player 1 comes out of teleporter exit, player 2 kills player 1*
Player 1: OMFG YOU FUCKING NOOB STOP FUCKING TELEPORTER CAMPING!!!1!!1!
by Mike's_Memes_42 October 16, 2017
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Telemorphing

The ability to morph/think anything in and out of existence
"We need to stop the villain!"
"We can't! he keeps telemorphing brick walls which is stopping us from getting to him!"
"Dammit! Being a superhero really fucking sucks!!"
by DrFunTimes January 15, 2020
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Telebortion

The art of giving and abortion whilst teleporting
Telebortion: Say u and ur girl find out she pregnant u just straight up telebort that baby outa ther
by Japoxfred November 26, 2020
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