Beastist

Someone that performs in bestiality, and has sex with animals

"Yo Chad"
"What?"
"Did you hear about Sarah?"
"What happened?"
"Dude she's a beastist, she had sex with her dog"
"Damn bro...i'd still fuck her though"

by DrFunTimes February 09, 2020

Telemorphing

The ability to morph/think anything in and out of existence

"We need to stop the villain!"
"We can't! he keeps telemorphing brick walls which is stopping us from getting to him!"
"Dammit! Being a superhero really fucking sucks!!"

by DrFunTimes January 16, 2020

beer fight

A fight between two dads when they're extremely intoxicated and both of them fall to the ground before the first guy can even throw the first punch.

HEY JERRY MY DAD CAN TOTALLY BEAT YOUR DAD IN A FIGHT!

YEAH MAYBE BUT MY DAD CAN TOTALLY BEAT YOUR DAD IN A BEER FIGHT YOU FUCKING CUM BAG!!!

by DrFunTimes September 29, 2017

Baby Yoda

A baby yoda is a reference to the pop culture "Mandalorian" by turning it into a meaning of
a man finding a random baby/kid out of nowhere, and then growing affection for it and taking care
of it even though it's not his baby

"Yo, Jackson found an abandoned kid last night at the bar!"
"Did he take it to the hospital?"
"Nah, he took it home, he hasn't talk to me since, looks like that kid is his Baby Yoda"

by DrFunTimes April 15, 2020

Lenni

Short for "Millennial"

usually used in response to someone saying "Ok Boomer"

"You're so lazy brian! you never mow the lawn!"
"Ok Boomer"
"Ok Lenni"

by DrFunTimes January 16, 2020