Squat Tech

The art of making something from nothing. Creating something useful and functional from broken and otherwise useless objects found in and around a squatted building, or performed in any location by a member of the squatting community.

Examples of Squat Tech include:-

Making a Bong from a beer can and a coke bottle,
Wiring a sound system from broken stereos and discarded speakers.

by Fludence March 19, 2009

Rob Braxman Tech

An Asian guy, who is the literal definition of a scam artist.

Person 1: Man, I love this tech YouTuber
Person 2: Oh you mean Tech Steve?
Person 1: No, Rob Braxman Tech
Person 2: The scam artist?
Person 1: uhhhh, I mean Tech Steve!
Person 2: Person 3, execute this traitor for the greater good of humanity
Person 3: Yes, sir

by Johnthan. August 16, 2021

tech gear

this consists of 5 things a teenager needs to survive which consists of an mp3 player for music, a games console for games, a digital camera for images, a mobile phone to keep in contact with people and a computer which basically organises your whole day, without these a teenager cannot survive

teen 1: what stuff you got dude?

teen 2: i got an ipod, a psp, kodak camera, nokia n95 and a laptop

teen 3: wow you got the full tech gear

by a-lix December 19, 2008

so tech

A sarcastic way to complement a person's advanced IT skillz.

Wow Ben, y u so tech? Much tech. Such Tech. Wow.

You hacked my account Jilada?! #sotech

I'm so tech, I can't get any virii.

by wumboing April 7, 2015

Tech Crew

the group of ninjas lurking backstage that run the show and do all the jobs everyone else is too lazy to do.

If you piss off tech crew, don't expect your show to run smoothly.

by MuffinNinja January 25, 2011

Google Tech

An IT technician who is a master at providing solutions to technical problems based on pure Google search results. As a result this person appears to be exceedingly knowledgable, when they actually are not.

"Hey man, I got an issue on my PC, do you know what it is" "Ok let me look up the error on Google" "Man, you are such a Google Tech!"

by esalad February 17, 2010

Indian tech support

Impersonates microsoft and tries to scam you.

Indian tech support: 'Elo dees is microsawff tEk surp0t how mey I hepp yu0?

DurdleTurtle: no

by Durdleturtle November 6, 2017