three taboos of a ninja

the three things that are stated by jiraiya that supposedly make a ninja go bad. they are:
1)alcohol
2)women
3)money

but jiraiya has been known to do all three taboos at once in less than 15 minutes.

if ur life gets absorbed in the three taboos of a ninja, then you ll be as bad a orichimaru.

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e January 3, 2006

Texbook

Any school textbook that filters reality through a fancifully enthusiastic neo-conservative agenda.

Copping a page from the Iranian Playbook, the Texas Board of Education removed Thomas Jefferson from Texbooks because he believed in the separation of church and state.

by Two Hep Cats March 17, 2010

Taboo

adj.

Something no one likes to talk about #awkward

Pubic hair, masturbation, death, sexual anatomy, and the porn industry are all taboo subjects!

by JeanetteMandy July 24, 2015

tabooma

Take
A
Bite
Out
Of
My
Ass

If you don't like what I cooked for dinner, TABOOMA!

by Eggshell Von Terrible August 4, 2016

Taboo Wonder

Alternative slang for attractive (hotter than they have a right to be) pre op Transsexual women and/or Shemales, that has poisoned the mind of a otherwise heterosexual male, as it better describes the subject of illicit fantasies one otherwise would never have thought possible. That one is in fact #1> A Taboo and #2> A Wonder to the eye of the beholder causing possible detritus to many and all, in the manner of a sub genre of porn that has overtaken the internet where 90% of the viewers are bored straight men.

Dan: "According to Capcom of Japan, Poison from the Final Fight beat 'em up video game is a pre op Shemale, dood!"

Mike: "NO! I refuse to accept this. I it's a genetic female biker slut in the Mad Gear gang."

Tom: "Taboo Wonder or not, anyone that looks that hot as a woman is getting the Chorizo Thundercrack, and gets it twice as hard in the back door for any more than meets the eye treachery!"

by Mercenary X99 November 15, 2011

taboo

Something that is out of the ordinary and goes against the norm. Generally unspoken about and often frowned upon. Can be a practice, culture, person or thing.

The other night I walked in on my friend sucking a fart out of his fat girlfriends unwiped ass! How taboo is that!?

by Pierre Woodman February 10, 2013

facebook taboo

When you write something on a friends facebook wall and then the next day you meet them in the hallway, both of you knowing about the said wall post, resulting in an awkward I know you know kinda thing. Because nobody says oh hey I wrote on your wall!

facebook taboo:

1: Waddappp dude!

2: Yoooo buddyyyyy *oh shit he knows I wrote on his wall*

by iflgk November 3, 2009