Talcid

life-saver for people who suffer from heartburn, or sour stomach.
it's an antacid, contains 500mg of hydrotalcid.
tastes like dry cement.

Talcid saves ass, when you drink 5 beers and feel like you are dying.

by Septimus May 1, 2006

Taple

To put something back together using a combination of tape and staples.

Note: This is a tempoaray fix and will most likely act as a last resort when all else has failed.

"My textbook was falling apart, but I tapled it in an effort to keep it in one piece until the end of the year."

by BFerrari April 1, 2009

talcoholic

A person who is addicted to getting drunk by inserting alcohol-soaked tampons into his or her lower orifices.

Why is that chick so drunk when she hasn't been drinking?

Oh, her? She's a talcoholic.

by Daisy Mae Horton September 30, 2012

TaPeck

Also "Tippex"

A person who is very scared of tokoloshes or midgets

TaPeck screamed as Tokoloshe Jesus ran at him from the bush

by Asmadatopia February 17, 2019

Taplash

Taplash occurs when your local bar internally washes it's draft beer system with hot soapy water (which a good bar should do often), but they do not properly flush all of the soap out of the lines. Even a tiny bit of residual soap left in the system causes the draft from the tap to be very flat and have a skunky taste.

Ewww this beer is taplash...

by Clipso December 16, 2011

Evie Taplin

Evie Taplin is the most amazing girl in the world, she has beautiful glossy hair that is as gold as the sun, big green eyes that will make you blind, she has a cute sass to her which makes her so fucking cool, she makes the best jokes. She will always be there for you no matter what situation you are in she will always find a way to make the best out of things, she’s popular in the best way possible and makes everyone smile although she has been through the most, she will try her best! Things let her down constantly but she still holds on to any hope that she can find. So never let ANY Evie you know go, but the one I have found is the best thing that’s ever happened to me!

Girl:”is that Evie, Evie taplin?”
Other girl:”she’s too cool for school!”

by Ava gg July 23, 2019

Happy tapica

To be butt fucked in a pile of pudding

My brother is taking me to a

Happy tapica

by Nixim April 21, 2018