tanalonium

The result of attempts to squeeze more than one user into a tanning booth or bed at the same time.

When the salon had double-booked two executives for the same tanning session, the result was shear tanalonium.

by UrbanExecutive May 13, 2010

Talula

Talulas are hella cute and super nice all the time. They doubt themselves even though they are beautiful and talented.

Talula is my baby.

by Luluismybaby August 15, 2020

tanjul

A woman who is the Sweetest, kindest and a very emotional person. Gets attached really easily. Kinda intovert, talks less. Very hardworking and friendly always there whenever you need her. Polite and obedient, sometimes very aggressive. Good level sarcasm and humour. Can do anything for their loved ones. Cry baby. Also very cute and beautiful inside out with pure heart and intensions. Gorgeous looking with a pretty face.

You are so kind, I’ll call you tanjul.

by Rider provider December 4, 2020

Shrek-tacular

Sh-Rek-Tac-U-Lar

1) A word to describe a feeling of euphoria.

2) A word to describe something as great.

1) "When I was high I felt Shrek-tacular."

2) "That roller-coaster ride was Shrek-tacular."

by xXxSwagLord420xXx October 31, 2014

Fan'Fucking'Tabulous

The ultimate expression of Joy and happiness. Fan'Fucking'Tabulous expresses all that is great and wonderful. A blend of Three of the best adjectives. Not to be confused with fantabulous which is the ultimate expression of sarcasm.

I had sex with the girl last night and it was Fan'fuckin'Tabulous.

I just got the most Fan'Fucking'Tabulous news ever.

by DannyMc93 September 23, 2009

talulah

Talulah- the most beautiful person inside and out. Everyone loves her. Lowkey a really funny person. She might seem like a bad friend, but she is truly caring inside and out and is a real one.

Boy: Damn Talulah is so hot!

Girl: she is the best person you could ever meet!

Talulah is the most prettiest girl I’ve met.

by Bella pay money November 2, 2017

Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii

Pretty much the most ridiculous name ever given to a child, or at least given to a nine-year-old child from New Zealand. A judge ordered the parents to change it so that the poor girl wouldn't have to die a lonely old spinster because nobody wants to touch a girl named Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii. That's assuming she even lives that long and isn't brutally beaten to death before sixth grade. In the end the parents lost custody of her, a relatively fitting reward.
Had they been Chinese they would've been shot on sight, little girl included, so they're lucky in that respect.

"Oh my god, what a beautiful baby we have. She's so pure! What the hell do we name it?"
"How about Talula? I saw it on a train station wall."
"That's retarded! What, are you high?"
"Always."
"Oh, good. I was thinking we should name her something with grit and integrity, something like Does The Hula From Hawaii. Our baby's gonna be big, so it needs a big name with at least one state, one article, and definitely one verb."
"Babe, how about we mix the names and call it Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii?"
"That's completely fucking asinine! I love it, I love you!"
"Gimme that birth certificate! Is there a "y" in Hawaii?"

by Histories Mysteries January 24, 2009