Tampoon

A tampon so full of blood it seems like a freakin' lagoon!

-Dude, I had to take my frekin tampoon out!

-I tried to do stuff with my girl, but man she had to take her tampoon out it was sick...

by let.them.eat.cake. March 30, 2011

tampoon

(Intransitive verb.) To be wearing a tampon.

I wanted to go down on her last night but then I found out she was tampooned and took a raincheck.

by starry_chari July 28, 2004

Tachoo

threatening to hurt

used when jokingly telling someone (or something) you will hurt them or as a one-word response to a random saying used to express your angry feelings

originates from the words "touch you"

"Hey Alex, I took ten dollars from your wallet!" "I will tachoo your face!"

"Can you pass me that soccer ball?" "TACHOO!"

by MarfieTheBeastie October 7, 2010

Tampoo

In relation to tampon and manpon only for insertion in the anus hole or ass crack if you will

Dude!!! I just found this bloody tampoo in aunt jamima's toilet!

by jerold mcfrudels May 23, 2006

tarpoon

When you are so horny for a black person, you just want to go and spear them (with your cock clearly.)Synonyms include Jungle Fever, Monkey Madness, African Anxiety.

Man I've just been watching the latest Jay-Z video, and now I wannt to go tarpooning.

Wanna go down to the beach and tarpoon?

by Jdawg Smaster October 10, 2007

Tampoon

When you (feel justified to) take something from someone right in front of their eyes. It's a form of retribution and seen as a form of justice by the person who is doing the taking...

He stole my drill, so I tampooned his whole toolbox. I got my drill back...

by Writewirks September 27, 2017

tampoon

the kind that shoot! a tampon used as a harpoon gun or missile
directions: first remove from wrapper. remove tip of applicator with knife or scissors. hit the back with the force(or the palm of your hand) and send the vaginal raper flying!

sam: no, do not attack me with your tampoon!
sean: in your face eskimo!
sam: oh the horror!
sean:*insert mind fucking powers here* swoosh!
sean: i just tampooned me an eskimo!
Sean: mind fucking powers, sir!

by the diabolical snuggles(sean) April 13, 2009