Definitions by let.them.eat.cake.

Cesar 

A person who cheats on people and who does not know how to manage. Also known as an ass whole. One to stay far away from. Someone with no knowledge, someone who has basically no life. Someone who can stay far away and never come back.

Beware of the Cesar!
If I see a Cesar I'll kick him in the nuts.
AHAHAHHAHAHAH FAIL!

Cesar by let.them.eat.cake. March 30, 2011

Tampoon 

A tampon so full of blood it seems like a freakin' lagoon!

-Dude, I had to take my frekin tampoon out!

-I tried to do stuff with my girl, but man she had to take her tampoon out it was sick...

Tampoon by let.them.eat.cake. March 30, 2011