A tablet that you put in the dishwasher to make the dishes clean. It also makes you really want to eat it but you can't because you will die if you do. It is also Sam's weapon of choice. He put it in his mother's smoothie before she went to yoga because she used to beat him. She beat him every day until she died.
Scientist 1: we've analysed the body 3 times and we still don't know how they died.
Scientist 2: this can only mean one thing. It was a dishwasher tablet!!!!!
Scientist 1: oh no, we need to evacuate the facility immediately!
Scientist 2: darn it! I wanted to do a Hot Butter McFungus later! DAMN!
Scientist 2: this can only mean one thing. It was a dishwasher tablet!!!!!
Scientist 1: oh no, we need to evacuate the facility immediately!
Scientist 2: darn it! I wanted to do a Hot Butter McFungus later! DAMN!
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An ancient greek sex move when a stone which has been frozen for over 3 weeks is inserted in the vag referenced from Sue Johanson with the iron glove of the gods.
A seated scribe holding a papyrus roll was one of the most popular subjects in their art when they preformed The stone tablet for jake singer.
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Origin: Derived from the event where a medicinal capsule or tablet is not absorved by the body and is passed in the feces, proving to be useless beyond your control.
Origin: Derived from the event where a medicinal capsule or tablet is not absorved by the body and is passed in the feces, proving to be useless beyond your control.
I forgot to turn in my assignment before I left, so I told Jimmy to turn it in for me. Unfortunately he crapped the tablet and now I'm failing the class.
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Get the Crapped the Tablet mug.the fujitsu tablet is the worst piece of computer ever created. the pen or "stylist" if you will never works and the touch screen technology is archaic. genuinely the worst and most un user friendly laptop ever.
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christ! the boss wanted me to work til 10 last night , no way on friday !! so i gave him a fuckoff tablet!
hear that prick talkin shit last night? got on my fuckin nerves, so i gave him a fuckoff tablet
hear that prick talkin shit last night? got on my fuckin nerves, so i gave him a fuckoff tablet
by groovywordbender December 10, 2011
Get the fuckoff tablet mug.When an Indian downy spills Takis on his new samsung tablet playing clash royale, he will also throw some Pepsi on it too for his minecraft build. It is like cheeto Ipad except the person says AMMMAAAA WHERE IS MY TAKI TABLUTT. He then gets bored and breaks a wall in a bazaar.
"That guy is such a taki tablet he spilled Pepsi and Takis all over his iPad and broke a wall in a bazaar!"
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