TwoFer Babe

TwoFer Babe, noun.

A woman you would do nearly anything for.

I'd give this woman my life, do anything for her, except maybe donate TWO kidneys, she's a real TwoFer Babe.

by Handcuffmonkfish October 20, 2019

TWOT

TWOT - Total waste of time

It can be a useless person or a useless object or action.

Oh my god that movie’s a TWOT

He is such a TWOT

by kingg._. April 21, 2019

twot waffle

A crusty vagina

Omg that girl has a Twot waffle

by Bish wat!!!! July 22, 2016

TOFT

An acronym meaning, "Take one for the team"; playing the wing-man, which entails hooking up with a nasty chick so that your friend can score with the with the ugly girls hot friend (aka Skibber).

Oh you got with Kelly? Your so lucky I was willing to TOFT her fat friend.

by dphavoc October 16, 2008

twofo

Online filesharing community; successor of duefo

I downloaded loads of porn from twofo, now I'm off for a wank.

by NakedDaro August 23, 2007

toftt

take one for the team.

we were on a losing streak ever since the BBW showed up and started hangin round and every one was ignoring her. to break our losing streak I TOFTT.

by snappy2 March 28, 2008

TWOFTAM

Total waste of fucking time and money

as in:

Lets go to the Millenium dome

Nah, that's just another TWOFTAM

by sevo November 9, 2005