Definitions by dphavoc

skibber 

a person of the female persuasion who one would consider approaching in hopes of relations due to the subjects extreme curb appeal.

wow, did you see that skibber at the pool?

skibber by dphavoc October 17, 2008

TOFT 

An acronym meaning, "Take one for the team"; playing the wing-man, which entails hooking up with a nasty chick so that your friend can score with the with the ugly girls hot friend (aka Skibber).

Oh you got with Kelly? Your so lucky I was willing to TOFT her fat friend.

TOFT by dphavoc October 16, 2008

charla breve 

an occurence one would consider fore-play leading up to kissing, petting and/or slight dry-humping which includes the likes of massaging, scratching, nibbling, hand-holding/grazing and spooning while maintaining the wherewithall of refraining from sexual relations.

So my budding charla breve'd that girl last night during the movie.

charla breve by dphavoc October 14, 2008

rally 

Occurs usually after a "charla breve" (see meaning) which involves the likes of all forms of kissing including ear, lips, and everything below the neck.

Bob was charla breveing Susy when they finally started rallying around 11:30pm.

rally by dphavoc October 14, 2008

Stormtroopered Out

When one's vehicles exterior paint is white, the windows are tinted, and the rims are black.

That Audi S4 is all stormtroopered out!

Stormtroopered Out by dphavoc October 14, 2008