A person who uses the phonograph as a musical instrument in any form or style of music ! Created in the fall of "94" THE REAL CREATER TURNTABLIST DJ.DISK
by Turntablist INFORMER September 30, 2007
Get the turntablist mug.(n) The act of mounting a midget woman (preferably malaysian, but muslim will work too) with no legs and no arms on top of your cock and proceed with intercourse. Afterwards, a traditional sitar entertainment session is performed by malaysian spectators, while the midget finishes you up with a blowjob.
Ross: "Dude what do you think of the new lunchlady?"
Beatrice: "The midget with no limbs? Yeah she was up on my cock doing the malaysian turntable on corndog day."
Beatrice: "The midget with no limbs? Yeah she was up on my cock doing the malaysian turntable on corndog day."
by DefinitionWarz October 3, 2006
Get the malaysian turntable mug.Also known as a "wordDJ/word", The turntablist is a DJ who strictly Scratches, meaning he manipulates the records live in order to make new songs. His art form is know as "word Turntablism/word.
by FiZiX August 7, 2003
Get the Turntablist mug.The opposite of a turntablist. Referring to DJ's or Producers who have no mixing skills, or produce underground music that is most fitting for tweens. The most famous turdtablist is David Guetta, who is making songs with any pop star who has a free afternoon off.
"I hope this club is good, the last one had a turdtablist playing all night long."
"At least David Guetta is keeping it real, he is a true turdtablist."
"At least David Guetta is keeping it real, he is a true turdtablist."
by Pill Collins February 8, 2010
Get the Turdtablist mug.A Social networking site based around people adding and playing tracks for a crowd of people. Site consists mostly of EDM but there are other rooms that also cater to different genre's as well
Although the site is still in beta it has a crowd that is increasing exponentially as of today.
There are crews that one can join to have a show for a tuned audience one of the First crews out there is (BC) = Bear Crew
which is representative of the Bear avatar that is on the site. The originators of the crew as as follows
(BC) LawDawg
(BC) NESoid
(BC) Boomtastic
Honorary members:
Microfone Assassin
Although the site is still in beta it has a crowd that is increasing exponentially as of today.
There are crews that one can join to have a show for a tuned audience one of the First crews out there is (BC) = Bear Crew
which is representative of the Bear avatar that is on the site. The originators of the crew as as follows
(BC) LawDawg
(BC) NESoid
(BC) Boomtastic
Honorary members:
Microfone Assassin
by NESoid August 1, 2011
Get the Turntable.fm mug.Slang term for female sexual organs. When a female masturbates it looks like she is spinning a turn table, except this time it's organic. From Dane Cook
w00t! I was walking upstairs to dictblock my friend and walked in on his 1337 spinning her organic turntable!
by di6 December 9, 2007
Get the organic turntable mug.tie the chick to a wheel of fortune and make her spin around til she passes out. after she passes out u untie her and and put her on a bed of nails. while on the bed of nails u tit fuck her until u cum on her neck and chin then u flick each of her eyes til she wakes up. then u teach her how to say boner in chinese while u smack her with a pancake
by amelia randall July 30, 2008
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