A guy with unusually large trapezius muscles whom isn't ready to come out of his shell just yet... Albeit he was a nice guy, he couldn't resist the urge to furrow his brow in disbelief and self loathing... I'm that guy. Hunched over a keyboard. Aggressively typing.
by Francois the Unsheathed October 9, 2021
 Get the Turdlemug.
Get the Turdlemug. This occurs during anal sex, when the male removes his penis to clear the tunnel for the person on the receiving end to let out a turtle head revealing the head of a turd.
The other night at Christie’s we tried anal sex. Huge mistake, especially after having dinner. Ended up with a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turdle.
by SqwertYert May 8, 2025
 Get the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turdlemug.
Get the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turdlemug. Poop stains in your underwear from pushing a turd out before you pull your pants down or have access to a toilet.
a premature heave ho that results in having poop in your undies.
a premature heave ho that results in having poop in your undies.
Person 1: "Oh man, i gotta poop!"
person 2: "be careful! i hope you don't wind up with turdle kisses!"
person 1: "ewwww..."
person 2: "be careful! i hope you don't wind up with turdle kisses!"
person 1: "ewwww..."
by Smunchie Smuncherson August 11, 2012
 Get the turdle kissesmug.
Get the turdle kissesmug. by gruffi February 26, 2022
 Get the Turdlemug.
Get the Turdlemug. a term used to describe the motion of a turd, when clenching cheeks, the turds keeps peeking in and out like a turtle head from its shell
by CyberFist December 17, 2020
 Get the turdlingmug.
Get the turdlingmug. Person A:HA HA
Person B:Oh you must be clearly laughing at that turdling you did in the bog
Person A:ye good guess
Person B:Oh you must be clearly laughing at that turdling you did in the bog
Person A:ye good guess
by V3NN3R April 11, 2009
 Get the turdlingmug.
Get the turdlingmug. by Chuckster4 November 8, 2022
 Get the Turdlemug.
Get the Turdlemug.