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turdle kisses

Poop stains in your underwear from pushing a turd out before you pull your pants down or have access to a toilet.

a premature heave ho that results in having poop in your undies.
Person 1: "Oh man, i gotta poop!"
person 2: "be careful! i hope you don't wind up with turdle kisses!"
person 1: "ewwww..."
by Smunchie Smuncherson August 11, 2012
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Turdle Wax

When you’re receiving a handjob and you have to take a shit, so your partner open palm catches it and proceeds to use your turd to jerk you off.
Glenn really enjoys when chicks turdle wax him after a his pineapple pizza’s.
by Cracklized November 15, 2017
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turdle

This occurs during anal sex, when the male removes his penis to clear the tunnel for the person on the receiving end to let out a turtle head revealing the head of a turd.
The other night at Christie’s we tried anal sex. Huge mistake, especially after having dinner. Ended up with a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turdle.
by SqwertYert May 8, 2025
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Turdle

My constipation ended up helping me do Turdle in three guesses today—in hard mode, obviously.
by Gobbler Privets June 23, 2022
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Turdleing

When you have to take a dump and crap is sticking out of your butt like a turtle's head from a shell.

See also: penciling.
Is there a porta potty? I don't care it's disgusting, I'm turdleing here!
by Bababooey-Fafa flohi May 29, 2022
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Turdle

When you ALMOST step in your dogs poop, but notice it just in time to jump over it instead.
I was going to get the lawnmower out of the shed but had to go through a couple turdles to get there.
by Sneegas April 24, 2018
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TURDLES

where you take a shit on a turdles
DUDE I DID A turdles
by do A FlIp November 8, 2019
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