tufts

Tufts University is a private university located in Medford, Massachusetts, a suburb of Boston. The school is frequently identified with internationalism and its study abroad program and is home to the world-renowned Fletcher School of Law and Diplomacy. The school ranks an impressive 27 on the Best Colleges 2006 list by U.S. News & World Report. Today, Tufts University is widely regarded as being one of the top universities in the United States and is considered a Little Ivy. In 2006, the university accepted roughly 23% of over 15,300 applications to its undergraduate class of 2010.

Tufts is a school on the rise and is very selective. Students who used to be admitted to Tufts 30 years ago are now commonly rejected, prompting them to create the false "Tufts Syndrome." Many Tufts students were accepted to other prestigious colleges, but came to Tufts because after visiting they realized it was a better school that had more to offer than just rankings.

Tufts student: I turned down (insert name of prestigious school here) for Tufts.
Prestigious School student: Why?
Tufts student: Because Tufts offers a nurturing environment, accomplished teachers, friendly students, a beautiful campus, and a world-class education without the pompousness and needless-competitiveness of your school.
Prestigious School student: Oops. Your right, I'm not happy here. What was I thinking?

by jumbo123 June 11, 2006

Tunisian Butt Wink

Whilst eating out you better half, a Tunisian Butt Wink is the art of raising one’s ass in the air and winking your asshole at anyone watching through the window.

As Matt ate out Mich on the hotel bed, his Tunisian Butt Wink was saying “hi” to the peeping toms through the window

by Knob Rob May 1, 2023

Gran Turismo

Literally the only PlayStation game left from the PS1 days.

Tyler: "There's still no new Crash Bandicoot."
Dresher: "We still got Gran Turismo."
Tyler: "IT AIN'T THE SAME WITHOUT THE REST OF THE PS1 GANG!"

by ShutUpImMe June 5, 2016

xander tufts

an Asian that is smart of course. goes to a crappy school and wishes he was like his peers

xander tufts he so asian

by unkown696969 September 20, 2022

Gran Turismo 5

The younger, better looking, more relevant little sister of Gran Turismo 4, albeit being dumber, more ridiculous, less sophisticated, unrevolutionary, blonder, less compatible, more inarticulate than her sibling.

Still immensely great fun to look at, play with, and to go to sleep dreaming of it.

Eg. 1) Comparing Gran Turismo 5 to Gran Turismo 4 is like Serena Williams to Venus Williams - both are ridiculously brilliant, have been world champions, and are still the best in their league, but the older has been more spectacular in a field of spectacularness.

Eg. 2) I played Gran Turismo 5 today, and went to sleep dreaming of camber, toe, dampers, spring rates, drafting, fuel conservation, turbos, intercoolers, racing lines, and cars that are sexier and more distracting than the semi-naked Jessica Alba sitting in it.

by Mr. Go June 8, 2011

tubish

To beat someone with a sack of cockroaches when they cause R rated movies to be edited.

"I'm such a trouble maker. You should tubish me."

by K April 26, 2005

Tunisian Sun

when a male dips his testicles in lighter fluid, lights them, and proceeds to tea bag his partner

The woman was rushed to the ER with 3rd-degree Tunisian Sun burns all over her face.

by Scott the Green January 13, 2008