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Garnett Transit Form

The form you file your taxes on.
I barely got my Garnett Transit Form filled in time by on June.
by Skwerl23 October 9, 2018
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Mass Transit Incident

An event that occured on November 23, 1996 during an Extreme Championship Wrestling (ECW) house show.

A 17-year old minor, who had provided false adult ID and claimed to have been trained in pro wrestling school, was booked into a tag team match as a replacement, under the guise of a bus driver named Mass Transit, teaming with D-Von Dudley, against The Gangstas: New Jack and Mustafa Saed. The Gangstas were booked to squash the opposing team in a hardcore setting. Using various objects from the ring and the crowd, New Jack tried to work with Mass Transit, who was untrained, and injured himself. As part of the match, New Jack bladed Mass Transit on the forehead, causing substantial bleeding. When the truth of Mass Transit's age reached the press and the law, ECW faced scrutiny, and had their inaugral PPV "Barely Legal" cancelled.

Mass Transit's family filed assault charges and a lawsuit against New Jack and ECW, however through testimony of all the wrestlers and Mass Transit himself, it was revealed that he had indeed lied about his age and ability, and had requested himself that he be cut in the match. All charges were dismissed, and the Barely Legal PPV was rescheduled a month later.

Mass Transit died at age 22 from obesity.
The Mass Transit Incident is one of the most infamous nights in professional wrestling
by snarkysmark May 3, 2012
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Coventry Transit

When two men interlock buttholes, rim to rim, and send a shit log from one man to the other. Known widely as the most efficient way to pass turds between two dudes.
I was about to go drop a deuce, but why don't we just get down to business and take a ride on the Coventry Transit!!
by Mizzlebone September 3, 2021
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edge transit

A Granade launcher in Destiny 2 Foresaken that is rewarded to players excessively and has become a meme among the Destiny community
Player 1: I finally got my gambit bounty done.

Player 2: what’d you get from it
Player 1: ANOTHER FUCKING EDGE TRANSIT
by DEATH HEALS THE PRIME-EVIL September 20, 2018
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Calgary Transit

To afflict unnecessary pain. To kick someone when they are down.

In 2009, Calgary Transit introduced a parking charge that effectively raised the cost to use public transit by over 70%. This was done during the worst economic times the city had seen in almost a century.
1) After Joey fell and knocked himself out, I totally pulled a Calgary Transit and took his wallet.

2) The day my room mate told me he lost his job, I CT'd for the $50 he owed me.
by Flames1989 April 24, 2009
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public transit death spiral

The process by which a chronically deprioritized, underfunded and racialized municipal public transit system originally conceived as a public good for efficient daily mobility needs is further morphed by the political establishment and the capitalist system into an afterthought with an unsustainably funding model, leading to a feedback loop of reduced service, reduced ridership and reduced investment to the detriment of all people.
"Do you remember back in 2020 when the United States Congress failed to appropriate necessary funds during the COVID-19 pandemic and thus enabled a nationwide public transit death spiral from which we're still recovering in 2040?"
"Yeah, that sure was disappointing and avoidable!"
by Sarcastic&Concerned December 8, 2020
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American transit mix

When a random girl adds you on myspace and says shes a leva
That crazy bitch claimed she was a leva.....whats that? What a American transit mix, huh?
by dimm January 23, 2008
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