Traveller 1:"Where are you from?"
Traveller 2:"Toronto"
Traveller 1:"Wherabouts in Toronto"
Traveller 2:"Oakville/Brampton/Ottawa"
Traveller 1:"Dude, that's not Toronto"
Traveller 2:"Yeah I know....but it's close"
Traveller 1:"No not really...sorry"
Traveller 2:"Toronto"
Traveller 1:"Wherabouts in Toronto"
Traveller 2:"Oakville/Brampton/Ottawa"
Traveller 1:"Dude, that's not Toronto"
Traveller 2:"Yeah I know....but it's close"
Traveller 1:"No not really...sorry"
by GreenRoom February 7, 2010
Get the Toronto mug.An underwhelming shitbag of a city in North America's Mid West. Toronto, not unlike its Mid Western neighbours, is plagued by terrible weather, even worse architecture, and ugly freeways crisscrossing its downtown core. It is a city full of future Vancouverites and Calgarians and those not intelligent enough to leave.
A Westerner to another Westerner: Why can't you get a good blowjob in Toronto?
Westerner responding: Because all those cocksuckers are out here!
Westerner responding: Because all those cocksuckers are out here!
by VancouverUbberAlles May 14, 2005
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Toronto is the largest city in Canada and for many decades now has been the nation's economic and cultural capital. Since the population of Canada outside of Southern Ontario, Greater Montreal and British Columbia's Lower Mainland is made up of far-away pockets of isolated people who only leave the clammy warmth of their squalid kitchens for four months out of the year (June to September), most forest-dwelling, coal-mining, hayseed Canadians harbour a profound and innate hatred for Toronto because:
a) if you were so inclined, you could dine on a different ethnic cuisine every day for a year, prepared by people who know what they're doing;
b) lots of cool and smart gay people live there;
c) the city is unabashedly liberal-minded and hates hypocritical bigots;
d) new and innovative cultural experiences are created every day by a thriving arts scene in the city's beautiful and unique neighbourhoods;
e) Toronto has for a very long time funded all the welfare bums and 'seasonal workers' who live in most of the rest of the country; these ingrates have always been jealous and resentful of the hand that feeds them;
f) after being supported by Toronto for decades, Alberta suddenly has lots of oil money, and we all know how the garish nouveau-riche like to treat their cultural superiors - with snide contempt and petty insults; Albertans are the only people on earth who worship Idaho as their ideal model society, and the only people outside of Texas who think George Bush is Jesus's emissary on earth;
g) Montreal has been economically and culturally stagnant since the 70's and the city has watched all its jobs, artists and companies relocate to Toronto; even Celine Dion started putting out English-language albums and then left them for Vegas; at least Montreal still has poutine prepared hundreds of different ways and chain-smoking separatists who dream of their gun-toting terrorist heydays in the seventies;
h) Vancouverites think the sun shines out of their asses, which is a good thing because it certainly doesn't shine over their city; most cities have a 'wrong side of the tracks', but in Vancouver you'll see track marks up the arms of half its citizens; yay, disease-infested crackwhores for all!
i) Toronto is one of the most enjoyable, relaxed and livable cities on earth, and the people are friendly, open-minded, beautiful and a lot of fucking fun.
Alas, for these reasons and more it isn't a surprise to anyone from Toronto when they see idiots from the rest of Canada slag their city to anyone who is either dumb or confused enough to give them the time of day.
a) if you were so inclined, you could dine on a different ethnic cuisine every day for a year, prepared by people who know what they're doing;
b) lots of cool and smart gay people live there;
c) the city is unabashedly liberal-minded and hates hypocritical bigots;
d) new and innovative cultural experiences are created every day by a thriving arts scene in the city's beautiful and unique neighbourhoods;
e) Toronto has for a very long time funded all the welfare bums and 'seasonal workers' who live in most of the rest of the country; these ingrates have always been jealous and resentful of the hand that feeds them;
f) after being supported by Toronto for decades, Alberta suddenly has lots of oil money, and we all know how the garish nouveau-riche like to treat their cultural superiors - with snide contempt and petty insults; Albertans are the only people on earth who worship Idaho as their ideal model society, and the only people outside of Texas who think George Bush is Jesus's emissary on earth;
g) Montreal has been economically and culturally stagnant since the 70's and the city has watched all its jobs, artists and companies relocate to Toronto; even Celine Dion started putting out English-language albums and then left them for Vegas; at least Montreal still has poutine prepared hundreds of different ways and chain-smoking separatists who dream of their gun-toting terrorist heydays in the seventies;
h) Vancouverites think the sun shines out of their asses, which is a good thing because it certainly doesn't shine over their city; most cities have a 'wrong side of the tracks', but in Vancouver you'll see track marks up the arms of half its citizens; yay, disease-infested crackwhores for all!
i) Toronto is one of the most enjoyable, relaxed and livable cities on earth, and the people are friendly, open-minded, beautiful and a lot of fucking fun.
Alas, for these reasons and more it isn't a surprise to anyone from Toronto when they see idiots from the rest of Canada slag their city to anyone who is either dumb or confused enough to give them the time of day.
Canadian fuckfaces who love to sit around and slag Toronto all day can get off their fat welfare asses and kiss my royal hemorrhoids.
by loveboat March 26, 2007
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"Oh those bloody Torontonians in the East, with their high crime rate"
*someone behind the man in Saskatoon gets shot.
*someone behind the man in Saskatoon gets shot.
by TorontoChick August 18, 2008
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Speaker 2: Pffft, were in Toronto man, maybe if were in Vancouver. Haha.
Speaker 2: Pffft, were in Toronto man, maybe if were in Vancouver. Haha.
by Bugeaud October 13, 2011
Get the Toronto mug.A large city in Canada filled with pretentious hipster douchebags. Said douchebags inevitably come from 'just outside Toronto' which means Barrie, Orillia, Owen Sound, Kingston and not Mississauga, Vaughan or Oakville. A city that has the highest per capita users in the world of electronic networking media (like lavalife and facebook and whatever else the fuck you want) b/c they live in an iPod world of their own, totally self-absorbed and lacking any depth whatsoever to carry a conversation with someone in the flesh, let alone meet someone. Toronto is not New York North as it likes to think it is, yes it has all the banks and shit b/c the separatists, rightly or wrongly, scared the shit out of the whiteys who flocked to Toronto to re-set up shop sometime in the 60's, making Toronto the "Centre of the Universe" to the aforementioned idiots and fucking Montreal in the process, which is truly the most world-class city in Canada.
The chicks are passable at best but are the hottest (in their minds) anywhere, the majority of dudes are either limpwristed metrosexuals or homosexuals and our fashion sense consists of chain stores as all the stylish shit that used to be on Queen is chainstored out.
The chicks are passable at best but are the hottest (in their minds) anywhere, the majority of dudes are either limpwristed metrosexuals or homosexuals and our fashion sense consists of chain stores as all the stylish shit that used to be on Queen is chainstored out.
Toronto is the fucking shit!
Where you from?
Just outside of Toronto.
Oh yeh? Like where - Oakville? Mississauga?
Nah, like Owen Sound.
Where you from?
Just outside of Toronto.
Oh yeh? Like where - Oakville? Mississauga?
Nah, like Owen Sound.
by Toronto ROCKS April 14, 2010
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Toronto prides itself with being diverse with Indonesian, Chinese and Muslims of all sorts. But unfortunately they are so caught up with trying to make these people feel welcome that white people get left behind. Just watch City TV. There is this ugly ass dark skin foreign news woman that looks like a hairy ass and the only reason she got the job is because she isn't white. I don't know about you but i'd rather watch a hot white woman on TV. All of these young professional Indonesian women try to dress like business women and take pride in their ethnicity. They also like to go to this coffee shop called Timothy's that is for faggots. Then they sit in there with their chinese and black friends and talk about issues and how they find it challenging to cut in in Canada with white people when it's them that cause the real problem.
It is also full of faggots and adademics that preach gay rights, and like to bash Americans. That pisses me off large because they live the same type of life as Americans but they still like to lay insults. I also can't stand gay men that carry a man purse or fag bag. They look like fucking pussies and they spend all their time in the salon getting highlights.
Even the white people there are assholes. They think that just because the Blue Jays play in Toronto that they have a Major League City. As a result all sorts of posers emerge. The most evident are the Jamaicans and other immigrants for that matter that pretend they are Harlem Hustlers. They think it will get them selves far to act like Finch Ave is gangsta just like the Bronx but they just end up putting gas in my car ten years down the road. You know who you are and lets's not forget the exco wiggers too.
Torontonians think that their city rules but they are the only ones that are really impressed. Anyone that has been to Chicago, New York, Montreal or Calgary know the meaning of a real city.
The only people that I don't mind are the greeks, jews, and Italians because Italian Women are beautiful and all of those people are pretty outgoing and they do a good job getting along with normal people. In other words they are basically white and they are definitely compatable.
Toronto prides itself with being diverse with Indonesian, Chinese and Muslims of all sorts. But unfortunately they are so caught up with trying to make these people feel welcome that white people get left behind. Just watch City TV. There is this ugly ass dark skin foreign news woman that looks like a hairy ass and the only reason she got the job is because she isn't white. I don't know about you but i'd rather watch a hot white woman on TV. All of these young professional Indonesian women try to dress like business women and take pride in their ethnicity. They also like to go to this coffee shop called Timothy's that is for faggots. Then they sit in there with their chinese and black friends and talk about issues and how they find it challenging to cut in in Canada with white people when it's them that cause the real problem.
It is also full of faggots and adademics that preach gay rights, and like to bash Americans. That pisses me off large because they live the same type of life as Americans but they still like to lay insults. I also can't stand gay men that carry a man purse or fag bag. They look like fucking pussies and they spend all their time in the salon getting highlights.
Even the white people there are assholes. They think that just because the Blue Jays play in Toronto that they have a Major League City. As a result all sorts of posers emerge. The most evident are the Jamaicans and other immigrants for that matter that pretend they are Harlem Hustlers. They think it will get them selves far to act like Finch Ave is gangsta just like the Bronx but they just end up putting gas in my car ten years down the road. You know who you are and lets's not forget the exco wiggers too.
Torontonians think that their city rules but they are the only ones that are really impressed. Anyone that has been to Chicago, New York, Montreal or Calgary know the meaning of a real city.
The only people that I don't mind are the greeks, jews, and Italians because Italian Women are beautiful and all of those people are pretty outgoing and they do a good job getting along with normal people. In other words they are basically white and they are definitely compatable.
Jamaican: Hey mon I'm too stupid to pass literacy test clown. Yo hustla, I like listening to jams of Kardinal Offishal talking about thug life so gangsta yeahh. Maybe someday the Americans will give props to Canadian rap hommie ganja smoker foole.
Indonesian: Ya holmes I wish Toronto was as dangerous as Detroit. Violence is just so Gangsta. I ride the 36 Finch Ave bus because i'm too poor to drive mon. Tomorrow I'm going to Scarlem to wear my baggy raptors jersey with my other gangsta hommies yo. That will get me far in life mon.
Pakistani woman with job: Ahhh. How I wish there were more opportunities for pakistani women. I think it is so unifair that white people can get jobs. Well got to get back to work so I can fund Al Quada back in the old country.
faggot: Oh my god I like so love these alian sunglasses and ugg boots they are so cute. And I love getting my salad tosses by people of all ethnicities.
Hot White female from London that everyone wants to do: (steps on the bloor danforth subway) Oh my god lets we should have taken the car. This train totally smells like diversity.
Rural Ontarian: Man I hate going into Toronto because those faggots and paki's don't understand that farmers grow food that feeds the gayest city on earth.
Indonesian: Ya holmes I wish Toronto was as dangerous as Detroit. Violence is just so Gangsta. I ride the 36 Finch Ave bus because i'm too poor to drive mon. Tomorrow I'm going to Scarlem to wear my baggy raptors jersey with my other gangsta hommies yo. That will get me far in life mon.
Pakistani woman with job: Ahhh. How I wish there were more opportunities for pakistani women. I think it is so unifair that white people can get jobs. Well got to get back to work so I can fund Al Quada back in the old country.
faggot: Oh my god I like so love these alian sunglasses and ugg boots they are so cute. And I love getting my salad tosses by people of all ethnicities.
Hot White female from London that everyone wants to do: (steps on the bloor danforth subway) Oh my god lets we should have taken the car. This train totally smells like diversity.
Rural Ontarian: Man I hate going into Toronto because those faggots and paki's don't understand that farmers grow food that feeds the gayest city on earth.
by I've been all over June 19, 2006
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