Season Tickets

A term used by a male to describe a female whom they can engage in sexual activities with immediately upon encountering again. Given one another's previous history the female is generally considered to be sexually at the males disposal. Similar to that of a fuck buddy but not nearly as degrading and more socially acceptable; requires much less commitment with minimal to no strings attached. Often stated to rationalize the amount of sexual control and/or intimate authority that an alpha male has over an inferior female.

"You see that girl over there? Yea I fucked her like 5 years ago in high school and she still wants my dick. I got Season Tickets bro I can hit that whenever I want".

by Cristobal Marmol August 16, 2010

rofl tickets

When someone is seriously "bringing the lulz" and making people laugh either on purpose, or by being laughed at.

"I was laughing so hard! You should have been there. That guy was selling rofl tickets."

by Stevie Vedmore February 27, 2008

Lift Tickets

Code for any quantity of Cocaine. Derived from the terms "snow" and "ski trip" referring to cocaine.

Hey man, are you going to get those lift tickets?

by Favnuts April 25, 2008

Wolfin/sellin wolf tickets

lieing

Man she sellin Wolf tickes,
That bitch is Wolfin

by Cortney October 28, 2003

ninja tickets

A new method of internet shopping that searches and compares prices in real time without being detected by the host site.

Ninjatickets.com is a ninja tickets shopping site.

by NinjaTickets September 11, 2007

Eras Tour Tickets

I'm gonna get them

Me: I got eras tour tickets

by I_don't_know_what_I'm_doing June 25, 2023

Woof Tickets

Noun - A word used to call someone out on a lie or untruth. Built off the term 'Woofing'

"Man, you didn't get an A in your Space Weather class; why you dropping woof tickets?"

by CaptainPlanet September 1, 2006