Pound the shrimp

To choke the chicken, especially when modestly endowed.

Me, I just like to pound the shrimp.

by VinceV September 30, 2015

don't let the dogs pound up in here

your roommate,parents,or girlfriend Don't want your friends in the house when thier gone

boyfriend:hey I'm playing poker with my friends later on
girlfriend:honey please don't let the dogs pound up in here
boyfriend:why not
girlfriend:because they are low lifes

by slim thug jr December 11, 2014

pound the pudd

The act of grabbing your penis with your hand, squeezing it hard, and tugging the shit out of it til you cum all over the floor/your belly/your girlfriends belly/porno mag/tv screen/keyboard/whatever...
also to masturbate, jack off, choke the chicken, spank the monkey, play with your cock and balls.

"OMG I was soo fuckin horney last night, i couldnt wait to get home and pound the pudd"

by AzNm0Nk3y January 9, 2006

Pound the Hound

The travel by coach bus. (Particularly by Greyhound Bus)

Student 1: Are your parents coming to pick you up?

Student 2: No Man .. I Gottta Pound the Hound home

by filigan September 28, 2008

huffing the ten-pound brow

/v/ excreting an excessively large bowel movement; taking a very large poo.

"I'm never eating ten Burrito Supremes all at once again. No more huffing the ten-pound brow!!"

"I totally filled up the shitter huffing the ten-pound brow."

"I nearly had to give myself the double fish hook while huffing the ten-pound brow!!."

by Billy Beck O'Hannity April 3, 2010

pound the clown

1. a reference to male masturbation.
2. to waste time
3. also see "punch the clown"

I'm going to go home and pound the clown
or

I need help lifting this and Jimmy's over there just pounding his clown!

by SyntheticMindset January 19, 2011

The Baby Pound

v. Much like a "Fist Pound". The lightly touching of only one knuckle (usually the knuckle of the pointer finger) with an overdramatic pull away and head nod. As most males would use the "Fist Pound", this type of "Pound" is most commonly found among two females and/or a male and female. Usually occurs between two people at a greeting or exiting, is often used as recongnition of an accomplishment.

Person 1. Yes!! Great shot for beer pong!! "I want The Baby Pound" for that!!!

Person 2. Thanks!!! I know we`re awesome. (Baby pound occurs)

by DCY Russia November 29, 2009