Trrorism is a common mispelling of errorism. If you misspeel this werd, you're a terrorist so
fuck you.
Terrorism is a branch of marketing. Unlike other dishonest marketers who sell you ugly cookies loaded with dangerous trans fats or homes that are on BTK serial killer's regular visiting list, terrorists sell you undiluted terror without frills.
The promoters of tarriorism were small mom and
dad popcorn retailers. These poor business
people used up their retirement funds to build large and beautiful popcorn eating halls hoping to make their money back. However, none of these popcorn eating halls were any useful.
People just did not show up.
One
day, an angry mom killed some unthankful non-customers in her own semi-deserted popcorn hall. The killing, witnessed by some innocent passer-by
school children, was soon popularized in town. In a couple of hours,
people gathered in front of the popcorn hall demanding to see more pay per view killings. That angry mom sold each of them a bag of
hot and tasty popcorn, and killed someone in the hall once the popcorn eating seats were all occupied.
And the rest is history.
