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by *insert a name here* February 3, 2014
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Tell em naegi

by Kyle_broflovski10000000 December 27, 2020
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tell me how my ass tastes

What you get asked by former teammates after you get crushed in a sporting event
"Kobe, tell me how my ass tastes!" -Shaquille O'Neil after Kobe Bryant was destroyed by the Boston Celtics in the 2008 NBA finals
by Boston Yankee June 28, 2008
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tell a lie and hurt you

never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
by jordan poole fan March 23, 2021
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tell it to the judge

After someone has been caught red handed they may try to excuse thier actions. This phrase is said to shut them up.
I tripped and fell on that fiveteen year old girl while her legs were open.



Tell it to the judge!
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004
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Tell Her

Tell Her.

When a person makes a statement regarding a person of the opposite sex one must finish the sentence with 'tell her'

If 'tell her' does not follow said sentence and another member of your party declares 'tell her' then the statement must be repeated to the person the statement was about.

Failure to comply results in a lemon or lime to the eye.
Gary - 'That bird is fit, I would love to smash her fart pipes in'

Barry - 'TELL HER!'

Gary - 'SHIT!' (walks over to that bird) 'You are fit and I would love to smash your fart pipes in'

That bird - 'Smashing, lets do that right away'
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Larry - 'I fingered that slag last night, her fanny smelt like cheetos and burnt hair'

Harry - 'Tell her'

Larry - 'Fuck that........OOOOWWW My eye! It stings, curse you citrus fruits, I should have told her'
by Wainy536 July 6, 2010
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Tell-by date

A pun of the phrase "sell-by date" used to indicate when food will expire.

When a person uses a joke which has already become stale and frowned upon.
Man you need to stop using that joke, it's waaaaay passed it's tell-by date.
by codliver December 20, 2010
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