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t-bone

a nickname to give yourself or someone you like.
Hey man can i call you T-Bone?
most people call me ... but you can call me t-bone!
by Mastikator November 1, 2004
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T-bone

When a guy Tbags with a boner.
I dipped my balls in her mouth while I had a hard on. I finally T-boned her.
by DefinitelyNotHippie August 17, 2019
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T-bone

A nickname that sounds cool at first, but later a person realizes why that person is so nicknamed. Especially applicable if that person did something stupid to receive said nickname.
Hey have you met T-bone
No, but cool nickname
Actually he walked into a parked car.
Wow that is a T-bone.
by Jewtang Forever December 13, 2009
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t-bone

generally a name given to someone who is extremely cool and suave, particularly in the act of playing poker
"My man T-bone always wins the game of cards"
by weforgot September 16, 2005
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t-bone

(v.) T-boning involves introducing the erect penis into a throat using a motion strikingly similar to tea bagging (whence its name). Often times the receiver will be lying on their back, with the head hanging off the edge of a bed or sofa, so as to facilitate access to the depths of their esophagus.
I pwned this noob with easy the other day, but when I came up to t-bone him, rigor mortis had already set in. I just settled for a good ol' tea bagging.
by Tripping.on.fun June 16, 2010
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T BONE

To hang ones scrotum into anothers mouth (generally while sleeping), and at the same time have an erection, therefore creating a shape similar to a T-Bone in a steak.
Dude1: Bro! Enjoy your sleep last night?
Dude2: Yea, it was aight i guess..
Dude1: Not feel anything strange?
Dude2: Aight bitch meat what the fuck did you do to me?
Dude1: Bro you got given a MEGA T BONE and didn't even reallise! Check it we video'd it
Dude2: YOU MOTHERFUCKING SICK BITCH!
by Your brotherrrrr October 29, 2007
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t-boned

when a girl has experienced the beastlyness of tommy train.
"Man, that girl looks like she's had a lot of statistics quoted to her."

"Yeah...she just got T-boned."
by Section J September 22, 2006
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