slizzard

Unkown, but typically can refer to a state of intoxication so drunk that you can't form sentences and start making up words. Then it can mean just about anything. Can be shortened to slized if also high.

Getting slizzard like a g6.

That drink got me so slizzard.

Yo, Mr. Gregory I got so slizzard off your test.

I slized your mom

You dude I got slizzard, and then also slized.

by Iamtheother January 15, 2011

Shizzard

Poo-Blizzard:

The act of pooing many pebble-sized pieces during cold weather or the Winter season.

Johnny's toilet broke after having a shizzard.
"Dude, it's freezing out, my fault really, taking that shizzard earlier."

by JBravo11 October 10, 2011

snizzard

An abbreviation for snatch wizard, whereby a female hovers over the toilet in a circular fashion while urinating in order to avoid touching the toilet seat. This act resembles a witch or wizard tending to a cauldron.

Derivatives: snizzardry, snatch wizardry.

"I opened the stall door and witnessed a snizzard in full force"

by hyperhifi November 9, 2012

Slizzard

When a straight girl gets so drunk she turns into a lesbian.

Mandy got so "slizzard" she made out with every chick.

by Mamalicabubuday September 3, 2013

slizzard

An inebriated state brought on by alcoholic slushies or other blended iced drinks.

We were totally slizzard last night at the movie theater. Thank god for whoever invented mini bottles of vodka.

by Clara Flaudenhosen October 27, 2010

slizzard

when a person is both drunk and high

That guy who passed out it so slizzard!

by myguitar March 6, 2011

Getting Slizzard

When you get EXTRIMLY INTOXICATED (Tore Up From The Floor Up!)

Yo Im Going Out And Getting Slizzard!!!!!

by Lover Facee October 20, 2010