Colombian Card Swipe

the columbian card swipe: inserting your nose into another persons asshole and snorting a line of cocaine as the brutally beef stew you in the face with your nose in the middle of their asshole

Dude, my nose is really runny after doing a Colombian card swipe yesterday.

by The Ultimate Guy November 8, 2022

Finnish card-swipe

when one applies a great helping of tooth paste to the index finger and swipes it down an ass-crack thus creating a sensation of ecstasy and tingling to the user (and often times applier). it was once used for ceremonial purposes to prevent the condition known as "dank ass", but now has devolved into a type of hygienic fetish.

fred pleased his lover, sally, by performing a Finnish card-swipe.

by the-chronic-hygenic March 9, 2011

Swiper

A person who uses other peoples stolen credit card information and/or social security numbers to buy Expensive clothes, Hotel rooms and Car Rentals. Thus where the word swiper comes into play, because they usually have multiple people cards on them at once, having multiple cards to swipe.

Ex.1
Girl at Hotel Desk: Heres the key to your double bedroom king suite with Jacuzzi , you a swiper ain't you, you look like a swiper
Swiper: laughs

Girl at Hotel Desk: Shiiiiiit,
Can you buy my plane ticket boo ?????

Ex 2.

You: (says nothing)

Swiper: Who yo bank???

by richbuttinthemjeans February 11, 2019

get swiped

To roast and or to steal from a person

Emily only eats buttered noodles get swiped!

by THEREALSTEVEIRWIN April 26, 2017

clean swipe

The blessed occasion when you drop a deuce and there is no wiping required.

"This day keeps getting better and better...i won the lottery, got laid, smoked a reefer and to top it all off i took a shit and it was a clean swipe!"

by MaddyK April 3, 2006

swipe left

(verb) to find unattractive : being unwilling to bang even as a random hook up

- Would you hit that?

- No way, I'd swipe left.

by I swiped right on your mom February 2, 2014

swipe click

When you accidentally click on a link after swiping your screen. It usually turns out to be an ad for a product, service or news story that you have no interest in.

Dammit!! Third time I've been swipe clicked to ElectJeb.com....(facepalms)

by rocketman77049 January 13, 2016