Shinto

An ancient Japanese religion involving worship of the spirits of nature. Main god being the sun goddess Amaterasu, as well as the moon goddess Tsuki-yomi.

Legend says that Amaterasu blessed the first emperor of Japan with a ruby. (I think o.O)

by Urban Dictionary July 26, 2004

seintology

Seintology is a body of beliefs and related practices created by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld. Seintology teaches that people are mean, superficial, greedy and they lack of empathy. The motto of Seintology is created by Julia-Loius Dreyfuss as "no hugging, no learning"

Since I watched the entire Seinfeld series, I feel like a member of seintology

by divadeiwob October 4, 2013

swindow

noun - a sign language used by prisoners in order to communicate through windows; commonly used by inmates in neighboring pods where the windows face each other at the Maricopa County jail system run by Sheriff Joe Arpaio

verb - the act of using swindow

"Hey, dawg, got any tobacco?"
"Nah, dawg. Swindow the white dudes over in A pod and see if they can send some over."

by Shaun Attwood June 16, 2008

swinton fringe

A haircut that was popular in the mid-90's that was started off in swinton, greater manchester. It involves having all of the hair shaved off to a '1' or a '0' but leaving the fringe either all the way round or just the middle of the forehead. It is still popular in the north-east and scotland now apparently.

Look at that tosser with a swinton fringe, "it's the 21st century now ya nob"

by Bigethovdaceth February 7, 2005

Swinson’s Law

One step on from Malcolm’s Law, Swinson’s Law states that if something can go wrong, it will go wrong, in the worst possible way, at the worst possible time and will all sorts of unforeseen and unpleasant fallout effects. Named after Jo Swinson who appeared from political obscurity in UK as Leader of the Liberal Democrats and announced that if she got into power she would reverse the decision to leave the European Union in contravention of the will of the British people, not very liberal or democratic. A rather silly woman who would be out of her depth in a car park puddle.

“Malcolm says he just loves Jo Swinson and hopes she gets into power.”
“No surprise there, Swinson’s law compared to Malcolm's law makes him look good.”

by AKACroatalin November 3, 2019

swindon greb

A greasy, long haired person who usually listens to screamo, metal and emo. Some times like to seem "in" with the trends so they listen to the "latest" hip hop song 2 months after its video has been relased. Wears dark clothes, normally band shirts. Hates scene kids and chavs. Complains about being labelled and then starts ranting about chavs. Sits on a wall at wyvern theatre and listens to music on their phone. Usually like to get stoned every weekend so they get 20 different people to chip in 50p to a 10 bag and then go and smoke it in queens park. Goes to town every weekend. They think they're badman. They're idea of a night out is to go to furnace night club and listen to local bands who cannot sing so they bree.

swindon greb1: hey, have you heard soulja boy's new song, crank dat?
swindon greb2: oh em gee yehh i love it
swindon greb1: you going furnace tonight?
swindon greb2: yehhh see you there

by Spazzie April 13, 2008

swanton bomb

a move creadted bye the greatest wrestler of all time the charasmatic enigma jeff hardy a 180degree front flip with arms out you jump off of the tope rope(or ladder or cage or stage or jumbo screem or any thing jeff is crazy) arms out cruxifix arch your back then wright before you land onyour face throw your to your side flip over land on your back on your openent

holy crap jeff just swantoned off that 24 foot ladder and put bubba ray dudley throu that table onm the ramp how on earth did not kill him self

by xion May 7, 2005