swindow 

noun - a sign language used by prisoners in order to communicate through windows; commonly used by inmates in neighboring pods where the windows face each other at the Maricopa County jail system run by Sheriff Joe Arpaio

verb - the act of using swindow

"Hey, dawg, got any tobacco?"
"Nah, dawg. Swindow the white dudes over in A pod and see if they can send some over."

swindow by Shaun Attwood June 16, 2008

Shindows 

Another name for the not so well-known operating system Windows.
It can be used jokingly or derisively, or even both ways.

And I thought my PC was as good as dead. How come it fixed itself magically?

Well it is shindows, it just
it just works.

Shindows by 男鹿 January 18, 2021

Swindon Oil Change

The act of an individual acquiring hot gravy and pouring it down into their own urethra and then inserting a Kit Kat Chunky to fill the tube up.

Shortly after, when the time is right, the individual will take out the Kit Kat Chunky and the gravy will cascade everywhere.

"Ross, have you ever done The Swindon Oil Change before?"

Swindon Oil Change by Dyluxray June 7, 2020

swindon city 

best pro clubs team in the wild west. Universally celebrated every single year on a thursday at 5:61 pm. If u do not like swindon city death shall be upon thou spirit.

Super Cool kid: oh yh the other day i played against swindon city and lost what surprise. And my dad passed away

Gay nerd: yo thats kinda rad yo. Bit of a swindon ting uno. My mum fell of an airplane the other day. Lol she lost in the gulag
Super Cool Kid: becomes jesus

swindon city by big daddy j (ur moms lover) April 28, 2021

Weiner's window 

Dramatic use of faux symbolism in which a show writer drops so many "symbols" that turn out to be red herrings that the characters themselves show disgust. The phrase itself references Season 5 of the popular American TV show "Mad Men" in which window symbolism was heavily employed throughout the season, ultimately culminating with a nude Roger Sterling literally mooning the audience in front of a large Manhattan apartment window.

Whereas Chekhov's gun dictates that objects, actors and actions should be used cleverly and for a reason, Weiner's window dictates that none of that matters. What does matter is the show writer's smugness and lack of empathy for the show's loyal fanbase.

An important distinctionbbetween Bay's helicopter and Weiner's window is that a work employing the former technique will actually be entertaining while the latter will not.

TV Critic 1: "Did you notice that color of Don Draper's vase is bright orange? It could symbolize 60s changing morality, the Beatles arriving at Shea Stadium, or sex."

TV Critic 2: "Or it could just be another fucking Weiner's window. I hate this fucking show. Let's watch Breaking Bad."

Weiner's window by djwellies November 9, 2012

Swindon 

The only place in the world you can buy cocaine off of a 5 year old.

TV Narrator: "Hey, have you ever wanted to buy class-A drugs from a minor? Then come to SWINDON! Where mothers day is universally celebrated, and fathers day confuses everybody."

Swindon by Rhaegar_Uncle_of_Dragons July 19, 2014

swindoozle

The professional art of manipulating someone into thinking you are giving them a deal when really they are getting screwed over.

"I just swindoozled that guy out of a hundred bucks."

swindoozle by Diogenes The Cynic December 13, 2014