Dedicated Swift Fans who go to any measure to make sure they know every single thing about her and who own twitter and tumblr by knowing more about Meredith than any other animal in the world.
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The level above Swiftie in the Taylor Swift Fandom hierarchy. A psycho swiftie will ruin their relationships to achieve the ultimate goal of "being Taylor Swift", or at least as close as they can.
There are a few ways that you can spot a Psycho Swiftie, you will need your judgement and the boys to help you find one, espiecally if they hide it well.
To find one look for the following signs:
- Identifies with all of Taylor Swifts songs, particularly breakup songs or songs about toxic relationships, and believes all relationships, even good ones, are toxic and relates to a relationship in one of Taylors songs.
- Has excessive amounts of boy drama and tells each new boy that their last relationship was toxic. They will most likely compare their past boyfriend to that of Jake Gyllenhaal or John Mayer. If it is a high level Psycho Swiftie they may even compare their past boyfriend "a Jordan Alford", meaning she most likely cheated on him with or dated all his best friends, and told other girls that he was gay.
Note: A Jordan Alford accuser is a high tier of Pyscho Swiftie. Take care fella's
The level above Swiftie in the Taylor Swift Fandom hierarchy. A psycho swiftie will ruin their relationships to achieve the ultimate goal of "being Taylor Swift", or at least as close as they can.
There are a few ways that you can spot a Psycho Swiftie, you will need your judgement and the boys to help you find one, espiecally if they hide it well.
To find one look for the following signs:
- Identifies with all of Taylor Swifts songs, particularly breakup songs or songs about toxic relationships, and believes all relationships, even good ones, are toxic and relates to a relationship in one of Taylors songs.
- Has excessive amounts of boy drama and tells each new boy that their last relationship was toxic. They will most likely compare their past boyfriend to that of Jake Gyllenhaal or John Mayer. If it is a high level Psycho Swiftie they may even compare their past boyfriend "a Jordan Alford", meaning she most likely cheated on him with or dated all his best friends, and told other girls that he was gay.
Note: A Jordan Alford accuser is a high tier of Pyscho Swiftie. Take care fella's
Scenario 1
"Dude did your girl seriously write a song about your breakup??"
"Yeah man she flew our relationship into the ground to write a song about it"
"Sounds like a Psycho Swiftie to me"
"I should have seen the signs early on, I hope the next guy realises it"
Scenario 2
"Hey are you dating anyone atm?"
"No, hbu?"
"No. my last boyfriend was such a Jake Gyllenhaal so I broke up with him before he turned sour. I even wrote a breakup song about him, wanna see?"
"Uhh no thanks I have to go..."
"Dude did your girl seriously write a song about your breakup??"
"Yeah man she flew our relationship into the ground to write a song about it"
"Sounds like a Psycho Swiftie to me"
"I should have seen the signs early on, I hope the next guy realises it"
Scenario 2
"Hey are you dating anyone atm?"
"No, hbu?"
"No. my last boyfriend was such a Jake Gyllenhaal so I broke up with him before he turned sour. I even wrote a breakup song about him, wanna see?"
"Uhh no thanks I have to go..."
by Matt Sterbater November 25, 2022
Get the Psycho Swiftie mug.the most gruesome and horrendous way of dying imaginable. death from a swiftie usually occurs when someone insults taylor swift. don't do it - the swifties will be on your ass until you're buried 6 feet under the ground.
john: yo dude, what is your opinion on taylor swift?
nick: she's a fucking lunatic, yo. she ain't the music industry, that's for sure.
john: yo, careful, bro!!! you don't want them swifties on your ass!!!
nick: what???
john: i heard death from a swiftie is the leading cause of death this year. them swifties are not to be messed with!!!
nick: she's a fucking lunatic, yo. she ain't the music industry, that's for sure.
john: yo, careful, bro!!! you don't want them swifties on your ass!!!
nick: what???
john: i heard death from a swiftie is the leading cause of death this year. them swifties are not to be messed with!!!
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