swantz

penis, the male organ, dick

I put my hand between her thighs, and my swantz began to rise

by Woody Thomas July 16, 2008

swartzbaugh

All Swartzbaughs are very egotistical. They have thinning hair and have self-perceived grandiosity. He also has a tendency to have obnoxious farts. They are huge suckers for massages and foot rubs.

"Woooah, did you smell that? That's what I call a Swartzbaugh."

by a.c.b.f June 12, 2020

Sartz Syndrome

A peculiar biological disorder only found in asian people, where the one with the syndrome will often make excuses to go in to other rooms, only to be found sleeping in strange positions.

It's a rare variant of the Narcolepsy disorder. To this day, it is still unknown why only asian cases have been found.

Katherin, did you see that asian man asleep over the fruit stand at the market? Must have been Sartz syndrome

by Dr Ludolf van Trouten December 15, 2010

Swortzel

During foreplay, when a man takes off his pants and reveals his penis. The woman looks at it and decides to no longer continue forward due to the lack in size

"Hey Matt, I saw you take that drunk chick in your bedroom, did you rail her?"
"No, I swung it out and got swortzeled"

by Iwasntreadynooooo June 30, 2017

Shartz

A shit packer (fag) who enjoys modern art, waltzing at the local gay stand (fag bar with no seats), also seemingly good chode whisperers.

Hey Gary look at that guy dancing in the art gallery.

Gary: Total Shartz!

Guy that isn't Gary: Fo Sho!

by Fishbucky June 8, 2009

Swortz

A person or group of people who are naturally amazing at everything they try. A Swortz will always be extremely attractive and have a personality that shines like a thousand suns. If you are lucky enough to get a Swortz as a friend or mate, never stop showering them with gifts. Swortzs can be tracked through history as the most beautiful and successful people.

That person is a total Swortz. Just look at them. Utter perfection.

by E-shortzy October 3, 2012

swartza

German, Yiddish translation of the English word "Black".

Can be used by Jews as a tongue-in-cheek term for "NIGGER".

These Swartza Jazz musicians are better than the White ones.


Swartz cafe mit kreme !
Black Coffee with cream.

by Jonathan Norman April 26, 2004