This species lurks in the depths of the bar and club scene . Tell tale signs of a swamp donkey are many and varied, including the wearing of Granny underwear, tight shirts exposing their fat disgusting sloth bodies, and a face that looks like a rotten bee's nest.
by L walk April 11, 2004
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guy 1 "You didn't take home that train wreck last night did you?"
guy 2 "I did, I can't believe I nailed a swamp dolly. I am never drinking again."
guy 1 "Ewww, were not friends anymore."
guy 2 "I did, I can't believe I nailed a swamp dolly. I am never drinking again."
guy 1 "Ewww, were not friends anymore."
by Raven Vigilante September 9, 2011
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Latin: (Swampus-Donkus)
Swamp Donkey:
A very fat, obese women searching from bar to bar for anyone drunk enough to touch here. She is characterized by a very overgrown, winter busch, 4 bottles of perfume to cover up the cooter-stank, gunts and cankles are also very common in this beast.
Can be found chain smoking and stuffing food in her mouth in between drags. Last one spooted in Hudson WI
Swamp Donkey:
A very fat, obese women searching from bar to bar for anyone drunk enough to touch here. She is characterized by a very overgrown, winter busch, 4 bottles of perfume to cover up the cooter-stank, gunts and cankles are also very common in this beast.
Can be found chain smoking and stuffing food in her mouth in between drags. Last one spooted in Hudson WI
I was driving my mom to get some more chew tobacco, when I Swamp Donkey ran out in fron of me and totaled my car!
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Oh my gulosh Lexis, did you just see that "swamp donkin heesh" give you a dirty look?
Oh my gulosh Danielle, is that like a man or a woman?
Oh my gulosh Danielle, is that like a man or a woman?
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