I don't like that person, I just gave them a "swamp ass handshake." Look they can't figure out what that smell is on their hand.
by Boushea (BB) March 13, 2020
Get the swamp ass handshake mug.An unpleasant sweaty experience that happens in the chode/anus region after sitting for too long, or perhaps walking around Six Flags Over Texas. Basically uncontrollable sweating of the ass. Typically referred to as "Swamp Ass" however when in the state of Texas everything is bigger, and this is no exception; Swamp ass is far worse in Texas.
Also Texas Swamp Ass is a alcoholic beverage created by C Guido and C Chamb don't fuck around with that B-Chamb, the drink consists of kaluha, kettle one vodka, and chocolate milk.
Also Texas Swamp Ass is a alcoholic beverage created by C Guido and C Chamb don't fuck around with that B-Chamb, the drink consists of kaluha, kettle one vodka, and chocolate milk.
P-Tricky: Hey homeboy, let's walk over to the Texas Giant yo.
C-Money: You have to give me a few seconds, I got a serious case of Texas Swamp Ass right about now.
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C: What drink are you making? I just want to pour them all over me.
P: Why it's Texas Swamp Ass, of course. You know how I be.
C-Money: You have to give me a few seconds, I got a serious case of Texas Swamp Ass right about now.
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C: What drink are you making? I just want to pour them all over me.
P: Why it's Texas Swamp Ass, of course. You know how I be.
by PacoCarnez May 1, 2011
Get the Texas swamp ass mug.The goo that forms in your butt crack that is caused by heavy work, usually in humid areas. Most often moist and sticky, this condition generally causes skid marks, or 7-layer underwear wrecker. The smell of this can be nauseating. If a bad enough case exists, there can be a snail trail left behind when a person stands up.
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Get the Swamp Ass mug.Uncomfortable pain with wet and sweaty ass literally like a swamp The only solution is Gold bond ultimate mes essentials body powder refresh 360 Other prevention measures showering and hairdryer before it kicks in full use the powder if you have Louisiana swamp ass you’re fucked The best solution is to sit on the couch and crack a cold one
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Doug - Yeah, I was working out and I got a nasty case of Alabama swamp ass.
Doug - Yeah, I was working out and I got a nasty case of Alabama swamp ass.
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