Surf and Turf

What you see when a chick sticks her ankles up behind her ears, with the Surf being the snapper and the Turf being the boobies.

"Dude, did you see that naked chick with her ankles behind her ears?" "Yeah I got a picture, but I missed her face. All I got was the Surf and Turf." "Cool, that's all I wanted anyway. Can you send it to me?"

by B Train 'N D Bone June 12, 2009

surf and turf

When you go down on a girl who has both crabs and meat curtains.

'Dude, I heard you hooked up with Karen last night; how was it?'

'I had to bail. She pulled down her pants and expected me to have a little surf and turf."

by Sheetz Dogg November 19, 2009

surf and turf

when the beefer that you picked up at the bar is fat as a cow, and when she pulled down her pants, it smelled like low tide.

Man, that was some serious surf and turf last night... USDA prime tuna taco.

by Pinhog October 7, 2003

surf n turf

Performing cunnilingus on your special lady friend whilst on the beach.

Being that it was Allison's birthday, Jeff took her to the beach and treated her to a lovely surf n turf. She was delighted!

by lostsailor June 27, 2008

surf and turf

A threesome with a blonde and a brunette.

I got a little surf and turf last night.

by Todd K. August 2, 2004

Clifton Surf n Turf

Cheetos and Beef Jerky

Yo man u got any cheetos or beef jerky? Oh wait do you mean the Clifton Surf n Turf?

by datboul June 20, 2011

surf n turf

when you move your bowels and half is terra firma while the other half is wet and wild

i just took a nasty surf n turf in your grandma's bathroom.

by tbone32 September 11, 2006