Sunflower

What fills your soul when your happy and can't stop smiling.

Joey: "SunflOweRZ ArE UgGglllLy, LliKe YoUu!"
Me: "Shut the fuck up you dumb ass baby kangaroo!"

by Ellika April 10, 2019

sunflower seeds

an eatable seed that tastes yummy

Those were some damn good sunflower seeds

by Alexius November 6, 2003

Sunflower Surprise

When you are fisting a girl and are about wrist deep you open your hand out and give her a sunflower surprise.

Friend 1: aw man I gave my GF a sunflower surprise last night and she almost died
Friend 2: bro..thats just grim

by Spicy Memer October 1, 2016

Sunflower Patch

A large group of blond/e people in an area. There have to be at least 4 blond/e people standing nearby to be labeled a patch. They can be found in the most random locations ever, like at a Mormon church for example.

Hector: Hey Steph. Let's go to Bed Bath & Beyond
Stephanie: Uh. Dude. Look!
Hector: Ah shit! What did we walk into?!
*sees a bunch of blond Kens and blonde Sandys behind him*
Hector: So this is what hell actually looks like. We're in a goddamn Sunflower patch!

by Moimoi667 November 19, 2022

sunflower fielding

The process by which one engages in multiple instances of sunflowering simultaneously. Due to the somewhat ambiguous nature of the phrase, either the recipient or the executor may legitimately be referred to as the 'sunflower fielder'. Note that although the female is the more accessible candidate for the eager practitioner (due to the prospect of synchronised anal-vaginal fisting), the pliant male may desire that he be sunflower fielded at the culmination of an anal double fisting session.

Jimmy: "Bollocking cuntfish! What have you done to me!?"
Jimmy's Mum: "Jimmy! Watch your language!"
Jimmy: "Sorry Mum. But how ought I to refer to the small supernovas of delight exploding sheer radiant pleasure throughout my taut frame?"
Jimmy's Mum: "Well Jimmy, as I tentatively unfurl both fists deep within your rectal passage, I share with you the boundless eroticism of sunflower fielding. Your sister is an avid convert."
Jimmy: "Cor blimey Mum, this really is the greatest birthday ever..!"

by Jimmy's Sister February 24, 2008

Dusty Sunflower

When you put dry cornbread mix in your butt crack and fart in your partner’s face.

Last night was crazy she gave me a dusty sunflower .

by Azzol13 July 30, 2022

sunflower seeds

something that all blue collar workers love to eat.

frequently heard at the jobsite: "you guys want some sunflower seeds?"

by bumbleclot January 13, 2009