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Staning

The act of obsessing over a particular person or product at shamefully high levels.

Deprived from the oh so popular song Stan by Eminem. In which a fan, named Stan, is obsessed with Eminem at a dangerously high level.
Those tweens are so staning Robert Pattinson.
by slamsam June 23, 2011
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slangington

the best language to ever exist

add -ington to the end of every important word in ya sentence
Person 1: Bruh you're so weirdington, fuck you oppington.
Person 2: I swear to godington, i'll pull a glockington on yo assington
Person 3: Ion mean to interrupt but what language yall speaking, its tuffa than a hoe
Person 1 + 2: SLANGINGTON!!
by aariz & luca November 29, 2022
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Social 'Dick'stancing

Sending unsolicited dick pics during Covid-19 quarantine.
"Why did he send you a dick pic?"
"He's under quarantine so we're social 'dick'stancing."
"Ah. Not bad, let me see that..."
by KayYo21 March 21, 2020
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Spanging

Begging for spare change at freeway on/off ramps and in front of stores with or without a sign.
The economy is so bad, it is common to see people spanging on freeway exits and on busy corners.
by Berryblue August 16, 2009
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out-fucking-standing

This was a common Marine Corps Drill Instructor phrase that could be used in a sarcaatic context and but also has meaning within the context of a bonafide compliment.

In sarcastic context it is used to immediately reinforce the message that someone had just screwed up so royally that
it would permanently alter people's perceptions about that someone from that moment onward.

In the positive context it means that your applaud and commend the actions of another with the goal of motivating them to high levels of performance.
Sarcastic usage: Young man has to go to her father and explain that she is pregnant and you are the father. His first words: "Out-fucking-standing! Want to go hunting with Dick Cheney?" In this context the delivery is slow with deliberate accent heavily on the "out," the "fuck," and the "stand." There is also a slight pause between each syllable.

In the positive context no heavy accenting nor does one pause between syllables but the comment is meant in a way that encourages and motivates to new levels of performance.
Context: Your girlfriend shows up in a coat, opens it to display nothing underneath, and stares you in the eye with desire. Your reply is a happy: "Out-fucking-standing@"
by WinningAttitude March 18, 2007
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A Standing Ovation

After great sex, you pull out and clap for your still erect penis, letting it go flaccid to a round of applause.
“It was great, after I finished I immediately gave myself a standing ovation.”
by Spoodge McDuck December 29, 2020
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Chad Standing

The art of not moving while looting and shooting in a battle royale game.
This guy is Chad Standing out in the open.
by Johnnyll July 1, 2022
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