Strangling Antler

The act of masturbating before work

Sorry I’m late, I’ve spent most of my morning strangling antler

by hero_of_kvatch August 26, 2021

Otter strangling hands

When a guy has thick, muscular, veiny hands that look like he strangles otters for fun.

He's got those otter strangling hands, they're so sexy. Strangle me, daddy

by doubleunicycle September 10, 2021

Strangling the goose

An aggressive style of masturbation whereby the penis is gripped and flogged so hard it gives the appearance of a small goose being strangled.

I walked in the changing room and Tony was in the corner frantically strangling the goose for a bit of quick relief before work.

by Fi69 May 2, 2020

The struggling pineapple

When you get a chick in the doggy style postion and jam a pineapple in her, then step back and watch them struggle to get it out. Its good to do while having a quiet beer with mates.

Roxanne was being a cunt during sex so i gave her the struggling pineapple. that will will teach the mutt for calling me by my first name

by F-Bang September 2, 2009

Strugging

The action in which one uses a Kerri Strug-like gymnastic ability to administer fellatio upon oneself.

"No, I'm not going to the wedding. I'm going to stay home, strugging myself all weekend."

by Highlander_musings December 30, 2011

struggling

When a weed smoker is having difficulties gaining control.

"woah man, brian is geeking out."
"yeah man, i'm struggling."

by Siobhan H August 28, 2005

strugglin

to be lacking in style, cleanliness, personality, or appearance

fuck ms brill, that bitch is strugglin

sonnnnnnn, that pussy is strugglin. you dont even know son

by Potato January 11, 2005