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national stoners day

the national "holiday" for smoking pot and getting high when nobody really cares
celebrated on april 20th, or 4/20, which is also hitler's birthday
wearing sunglasses on 4/20 is a sign of celebrating, and of guilt
National stoners day is the most popular holiday among junkies.
by phaethon July 3, 2006
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stoners

an unspoken brotherhood that causes you to feel almost related to that person who you've never spoken to before but just handed you a joint. Cheers. Here's to slowly taking over.
You smoke weed? Hop in, I'll cover for you fellow stoners.
by The Gibber April 22, 2008
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Stoners

a person who doesnt smoke weed everyday to "look cool" or "be happy" or "forget the pain",
but so they can be part of the family, and the culture that comes
with the Stoner lifestyle.

A stoner maintains a well paying LEGAL job, passes classes, and graduates on time all while being ripped out of their minds!
a stoner gets respect for their creative accomplishments.
A stoner Celebrates marijuana.
A stoner saves all the roaches and rolls them into killer joints because it turns into a smokeable memory <3
a stoner is content just calling the dealer and grabbing
the stash.
a stoner is ALWAYS honoured to roll the joint.
A stoner knows to be at the Art Gallery in
Vancouver British Columbia, every April 20 at exactly

830 am.
a stoner is always looking for new ways and new places to smoke weed.
a stoner is a collector of pipes,
bongs and other weird shiny contraptions
that can break easily.
a stoner is an intellect, and a curious being.
a stoner never asks what, but why or how.
But MOST IMPORTANTLY
a TRUE STONER can NOT stand by while people knock our intelligence and our health. Because Stoners are incredible,
and Stoners are the best.
Girl 1: How can you get high before you go to work Kr0nikkka?

Me: Because i'm a Stoner, Girl 1, and thats what Stoners do!

<3 smoke weed everday <3
by KR0NiKKKA July 11, 2009
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bro showers

A hoard of bros, who not only stroll down the halls together screaming obnoxious obscenities, but also monopolize the showers with their communal chants and brotherly affection.
I couldn't take a dump when the bro showers were happening because their incessant shouting made my shit scared.
by charlie_sheen March 21, 2011
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Stoners Thumb

After lighting so many bowls, flicking your bic' starts to rub your thumb raw.
I got stoner's thumb after using that crappy lighter that kept not lighting. Stoners Thumb.
by Authentic_Ginger April 20, 2011
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hit the showers

A term used when you want someone to leave. Derived from a coach telling his players to 'hit the showers' after the game.
Was mackin' on this slapper, then this hot snatch started given me eyes. Told that slapper to hit the showers and went for better quality punani.
by Davo Brain August 30, 2005
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brown showers

The sex act when a woman with a soft juicy delicious ass has her anus inches from a males face starts to defecate into the waiting male mouth thus causing the male to ejaculate while tasting and smelling of a womans shit.
Who wants brown showers?
by LOL:):) April 17, 2014
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