stolen

When something is borrowed without asking and with no intention to give back.

Similar to robbery.

Mario: Oh shit! My Nintendo was stolen.
Luigi: Oh no! That is very bad.

by samthemanwiththecan y'all March 23, 2008

Stolen

When someone finds a real bargain or item for a really cheap price.

Guy 1 "Dude nice car, where'd you find it"
Guy 2 "In the Trading Post, it was only 2 grand"
Guy 1 " Stolen!"

Hometrick 1"OMG girl check out these Jimmy Choo's, they were on sale for $800"
Hometrick 2 " Stolen!"

by Grumple June 17, 2009

stolen dick

one of master carlin's dildos for nasty hoes. but not the really nasty ones

i wouldnt fuck her with a stolen dick!

by cock rocket July 26, 2003

stolent

When you lend someone a book or other belongings and they do not return it. Your property becomes stolent.

I lent Mary my favourite book and because she won't return it my book is stolent.

by Cheri Hill-Strathdee May 1, 2006

Stolen Comment

A very fucking cringe phrase that people in the internet who thinks they are number one use when they see a copied comment in a video with 1,000,000+ views. You can use "welcome to the internet" as a comeback.

User1: OMG, YoU CoPIeD that COmment Did'NT You?!1! That'S A StoLEN CoMMent!!11!!

User2: @user1 Oh YEaH, THeY DiD!!1! STeaLIng is BaD, THeY nEEd SoME OrigiNaLiTy!!1!1

User3: @user1 and @user2 welcome to the internet motherfuckers.

by HahaFkMyLife June 14, 2021

two-stooler

A really fat person.

"See that fat-ass that just walked in?"
"Yeah, she's definitely a two-stooler."

by Prime December 22, 2002

You have stolen my dreams and my childhood!

Something Greta Thunberg likes to shout at politicians with a face that looks either too constipated or simply just annoyed. We should pay more attention to Boyan Slat who IS trying to solve a problem instead of screaming at people through a mic.

Greta: YOU HAVE STOLEN MY DREAMS AND MY CHILDHOOD!
Politicians: ...?

by THEONLYONEWITHOUTAGUN November 4, 2020