Spinsta Model

A person who goes to spin class for the sole purpose of creating Instagram content of themselves.

“Yo, you hear about Maddy? She’s gone full spinsta model.”

by The Euphonium King March 17, 2019

Stinkstank

People who care only about money and nothing else. (Etymology: short for “people who care only about STINKy STANKy money”)

Those billionaire stinkstanks literally make money out of fossil fuels, and yet they don’t even give two shits about what their stupid oil is doing to the environment.

by ベイリー August 20, 2022

Spinstallectual

A woman of above average intelligence who unfortunately was so concerned with showing off her intellect as a girl that she drove away any boys who were interested in her. She was fine with this until she reached her thirties and heard the loud ticking of her biological clock. She may have dabbled with some lesbian affairs earlier, but now she is desperate to fill a man-sized hole in her life. Never having learned to attract men, she blames them for her lack of fulfillment and doubles down on her behavior, spewing her misandry while also desperately wishing for a man to sweep her off her feet. She is destined to a lonely life of cats and hollow academic pursuits.

Amy was talking to several eligible men in a group chat, but as a spinstallectual, she was unable to control herself and kept insulting them until they all left the chat.

by The Unmasked Curmudgeon April 14, 2025