sergeant stripes

(noun) An archaic term for skid marks.

I was afraid to take my underwear off last night in front of my girl because of my sergeant stripes.

by bigmoney August 28, 2004

Stereo Epiphany

An epiphany analagous to listening to a song one has heard many times before, but never in stereo or on expensive new speakers, and realizing that the song is far more brilliant, nuanced, complex or soul achingly beautiful than you had previously thought. Stereo Epiphanies can be romantic; falling insanely in love with someone you've known for years but never gave thought to, intellectual; going back to read Derrida after you've actually patiently engaged Husserl, Plato, and Saussure, or literal, listening to the Beach Boys' "God Only Knows" after hearing it on your father's car stereo since you were a small child and realizing that it is, in fact, the most painfully earnest thing you've ever heard, causing you to collapse to the floor and sob uncontrollably for several hours.

Gunther never realized he was star shaped crystalline god child with eyes countless as the sand; he thought he was just quieter than the other kids. It was a real Stereo Epiphany.

by Roshan A. January 27, 2006

Sergeant Pag

A cocktail consisting of Sailor Jerry spiced rum, cola, and a splash of grenadine with a lime twist.

Hey bartender, let me get a Sergeant Pag

by Niki Peril January 1, 2014

ferkern slergert

Pronounced (fer•GEN SLER•gert)

A polite, undercover way to say "fucking slut," used around parents or guardians who don't like the use of cuss words

Reese told Gracie that Celia was being a uge ferkern slergert.

by thanksbye_ August 8, 2017

Stereoright

When an Ol fashion stereotype nails it on the head. Invented by the creator of Suck A Ball Y'all when an elderly looking woman cut him off and then drove 10 mph below the speed limit.

That old man just ran into a schoolbus, an old person that can't drive... now that's a stereoright.

by SuckABallYall October 10, 2011

Sergey

Is a male name which is very common among Russian and Ukrainian programmers. Usually this name belongs to the most handsome, smart and kind guys. They’re known to be best boyfriends, best cookers and best lovers.

Sergey prefers cheesecake instead of borsch despite the fact that he is from Ukraine.

Sergey’s dedication and hard work allowed him to become a talented programmer and build a career in top IT companies.

by FromZurichWithLove April 28, 2020

Stereophonics

A band from South Wales who have acheived huge chart sucess in many countries, they have a very hot lead singer called Kelly Jones.

Hey i went to see the stereophonics at manchester last night, they were excellent!

by Vicki Baron November 4, 2003