startled the witch

To drastically fail at some task or activity. syn. screw the pooch, shit the bed

Bill: My cake turned out terrible!

Lisa: Yeah, you really startled the witch on that one.

by Kodiak1985 February 20, 2009

startle drops

startle drops: (star-til-drops)
when someone gets startled and subsequently drops what they are holding

v - startle dropped, startle dropping,

I passed him quickly and he saw my dress and he got startled and dropped his beer. I feel bad for him but I'm not reponsible for his startle drops.

She got a case of the startle drops after an argument rattled her so the carpet really took a hit that night

by fancysoup March 29, 2011

shartless

Used to describe any situation in which an individual is being unreasonable, reckless, or simply not spreding their leggz.

"the Lust boys are so shartless."

by jolly71 February 8, 2010

Startress

Something of great value, as if it has trespassed against the stars.

INSERTED:
You may be a poet;
Who does not know it.
Though I'm no artist,
I try my hardest.
And that's the par-test,
that's most of all
a Startress

by LoyalSupplanter933 August 21, 2012

Startle Farts

Being startled so abruptly that you can't stop a fart from escaping.

It happened so fast I got the startle farts!

by 2girls1cup87 March 30, 2019

Startle

Baby lizards

Everyone knows that late spring and early summer is startle season!

by Mkjones May 5, 2021

Starbles

Star-balls

btw, thick thighs, your thick thighs, they are very nice

Finnegan: Thick
Kenny: Thighs
Eric: Save
Starbles: Lives
Ike crying in stick:

by gay.canadian May 24, 2021