Wide Stance

A euphemism for a homosexual, especially one who is closeted.

This is coined from the transparent defense of Senator Larry Craig (R-Idaho), to charges of disorderly conduct, stemming from his apparent solicitation of an undercover officer, underneath the partition of a restroom stall.

Prior to pleading guilty, Sen. Craig attempted to explain his behavior by claiming that his shoe touched the officer's underneath the partition because he had a "wide stance", when going to the bathroom.

Genevieve is really crushing hard on the varsity QB. Someone should tell her that the dude has a wide stance.

by Sir Neville W.F.G. Mariner September 5, 2007

Power Stance

The stance typically employed by guitarists. It consists of spreading the legs about a little past shoulder width and bending the knees slightly. Often employed by any musician that plays any music that involves headbanging.

Dick Lovgren's Power Stance is at least six feet wide.

That guitarists Power Stance looks like a workout.

That crab-core Power Stance does not look good at all.

by Karl Hungus 5280 September 3, 2010

boner stance

The way someone stands to hide their boner in public. The person stands slightly hunched over, enough for people not to wuestion why he is doing it, and to hide the boner. This is usually paired with a pelvic twist and one leg forword to push the front of the pants away from your dick. everybody knows exactly what your doing, but i guess its better than showing it full on.

during gym class......

Jer- hey ben look at wes's boner stance, he totally has a hard on
ben-hahaha omg lol, thats hilarious
wes- (walks to teacher) can i go to the locker room
ben-ahaha hes gonna be in there for a while!
jer-that was the most obvious boner stance, he was too hunched over

by SuydamGoodName September 17, 2009

Mayhugh Stance

When you hold your significant other firmly around the waist. Used at all times (Sitting, standing, walking, etc) and is a genuine sign of affection. Hold is usually so strong that it turns the other person to an awkward angle.

"Dude, I guess he's pretty serious with her, I mean he had her in the Mayhugh Stance throughout the whole party."

by The Little Enchilada October 26, 2006

g-stance

It's how the gangster stands.

- Show me your G-stance
- Aight homie, *stands like a G*

by OG Bz November 28, 2013

buffalo stance

To stand with your arms tighly crossed looking over to side at somebody. This comes from the pose struck by Bruce Smith of the Buffalo Bills in the late 1980's

Run Dmc often posed in a "Buffalo Stance"

by Apollyon DCLXVI October 16, 2005

Proud Stance

The adopting of a gallant standing position prior to completing a manly task.

There is only one thing left to do after fulfilling this oh so masculine act. Proud Stance.

by ShutUpMeg October 5, 2011