Definition: When you go out and fuck a lot of girls. Made popular by John Stamos in Full House, AKA Jesse.
Guy #1: Did you hear about Johnny fucking Mellissa, Courtney, and Monica.
Guy #2: I heard he was fucking Emily, Rebecca, and Ashley.
Guy #1: Well, looks like he's pulling a Stamos.
Guy #2: Yeah, I can't wait untill they find out.
Guy #2: I heard he was fucking Emily, Rebecca, and Ashley.
Guy #1: Well, looks like he's pulling a Stamos.
Guy #2: Yeah, I can't wait untill they find out.
by John Fucking Stamos Bitch July 18, 2009
Get the Pulling A Stamosmug. by StamoAmo October 30, 2023
Get the Stamomug. When someone gets messaged by a mysterious "Felicia Stamos" on social media, whether that be Tiktok, Instagram, or even Ebay. Hubert Stamos can also be thrown into the mix.
by TheManTheMythTheStamos June 26, 2025
Get the Felicia Stamosmug. Your girl most likely told you something like what your mother told you as a kid, if you don't look like John Stamos, you're not going to amount to anything.
Elvis didn't become Elvis because of his outstanding songwriting abilities. He looked like John Stamos, and one thing John Stamos never heard from his mother was that he wasn't going to amount to anything or that he was a fucking loser.
by The Original Agahnim August 17, 2021
Get the John Stamosmug. The relative coolness of a person or object is defined by a value inversely proportional to the square of the distance of said object or person from John Stamos.
by Armacham85 October 30, 2010
Get the The John Stamos Proximity Effectmug. That guy John Stamos still not only believes in Santa Claus, but he thinks that it's true that Santa Claus brought him as something for everybody, the most popular thing under the tree.
by The Original Agahnim September 24, 2021
Get the John Stamosmug. by StamoAmo October 30, 2023
Get the Stamomug.